Originally posted by JT
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It was great until our Honeymoon. I found out she wasn't a virgin, so I immediately went home and talked to my Pa. I said "Pa, Betty Louanne aint no virgin!". My Pa said "So what's wrong with that?". I responded "Well Pa, if she aint good enough for her own family, why the heck should I have her!!!". I divorced her the next week.At least it was a first cousin versus a sister. She had a full set of teef,until her baby teef all feel out.

BTW, when you got divorced, is your ex-wife still considered your sister? I know in Arkansas she can be made an ex-sister under Arkansas Revised Statute 12:301(B), Subsection 48.2, but you're from East Texas, not Toad Lick, AR.
(Yes, there really is a Toad Lick, Arkansas).
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