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  • Dee dee dee, it's off to the drug test I go.

    How many of y'all have to deal with random drug testing. I don't have any problem with the tests, but they come and pull me out of class with zero warning so I can prepare for a sub. I'm just saying screw it.
    From 1970-1997, true heaven on Earth existed on the banks of Bayou Cook. "Hey Dad, Thanks for buying the Camp."

  • #2
    Just say no to drugs!

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    • #3
      I had to do it all of the time when I was a union finisher. I've never failed one.
      I work just enough to pay for my fishing habit.

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      • #4
        None here.

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        • #5
          Well, this turned into a soap opera. Film at 11.
          From 1970-1997, true heaven on Earth existed on the banks of Bayou Cook. "Hey Dad, Thanks for buying the Camp."

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          • #6
            Ate too many poppyseed muffins eh?

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            • #7
              i get em. but they happen every thursday at 4, so if i needed to get around it i could. not that i do or anything

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              • #8
                I haven't had one for work in 3 years. But on the previous emp. I would get hit every other week. I think that it was because the boss knew that I was one of the few that could pass anytime.

                The best one I ever had was to get into BP. They required hair folicle test for a few years (Don't know if they still do) But the nurse cut all the hair off of the back of my head, ALL the hair out of my right arm pit, and then proceeded to ask me to drop my draws and "trimmed me up" a little down there. You talk about uncomfertable!! A woman with scissors that close to your pide, regardless how good looking she was. And not to mention the itch of all of it growing back!
                Gande' Member

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                • #9
                  With you're job, if you get popped you will make the news.
                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBLbrJxGtro
                  Not that much different than a Karankawa indian hunting the shallows at night with a torch and a spear.

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                  • #10
                    NBN:

                    Shoulda asked her for a happy ending with her getting so intimate!!
                    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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                    • #11
                      Ok, so I get ready to go and I remember that I had just gone to the bathroom. So I started to guzzle water down so I could perform the act when prompted. The kids are all like, "Trying to flush it out your system huh Coach?" LOL. Anyway, I get a phone call from the principal's office that I don't have to go. I reckon they didn't have a sub to plug in for me. Then I get a phone call later from someone who was there saying they were waiting for me and talking about how if I didn't make it soon, they'd have to fail me as a no show. I really don't care because I haven't driven a bus in over a year anyway. I'm going to let my certification go so I don't have to deal with getting taken out of class.

                      And for all you jokers out there, ask anyone, I don't do drugs, so that's not an issue. I just don't care for the entire fiasco that goes with all of it. Take my pee, take my hair, sorry no blood, I don't do needles. But for crying out loud don't interrupt my dad gum classes.
                      From 1970-1997, true heaven on Earth existed on the banks of Bayou Cook. "Hey Dad, Thanks for buying the Camp."

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by coachlaw View Post
                        Ok, so I get ready to go and I remember that I had just gone to the bathroom. So I started to guzzle water down so I could perform the act when prompted. The kids are all like, "Trying to flush it out your system huh Coach?" LOL. Anyway, I get a phone call from the principal's office that I don't have to go. I reckon they didn't have a sub to plug in for me. Then I get a phone call later from someone who was there saying they were waiting for me and talking about how if I didn't make it soon, they'd have to fail me as a no show. I really don't care because I haven't driven a bus in over a year anyway. I'm going to let my certification go so I don't have to deal with getting taken out of class.

                        And for all you jokers out there, ask anyone, I don't do drugs, so that's not an issue. I just don't care for the entire fiasco that goes with all of it. Take my pee, take my hair, sorry no blood, I don't do needles. But for crying out loud don't interrupt my dad gum classes.
                        Coach your the only one I know that could have passed!
                        We are West End Anglers, a saltwater tribe!

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                        • #13
                          I am drug free but does 2nd hand bannana smoke show up in a test?
                          NoBama

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by coachlaw View Post
                            Ok, so I get ready to go and I remember that I had just gone to the bathroom. So I started to guzzle water down so I could perform the act when prompted. The kids are all like, "Trying to flush it out your system huh Coach?" LOL. Anyway, I get a phone call from the principal's office that I don't have to go. I reckon they didn't have a sub to plug in for me. Then I get a phone call later from someone who was there saying they were waiting for me and talking about how if I didn't make it soon, they'd have to fail me as a no show. I really don't care because I haven't driven a bus in over a year anyway. I'm going to let my certification go so I don't have to deal with getting taken out of class.

                            And for all you jokers out there, ask anyone, I don't do drugs, so that's not an issue. I just don't care for the entire fiasco that goes with all of it. Take my pee, take my hair, sorry no blood, I don't do needles. But for crying out loud don't interrupt my dad gum classes.
                            yeah you're the last one they need to bother Sandy
                            MANVEL MOB

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                            • #15
                              So what kind of drugs did they want you to test......
                              Last edited by bountyhunter; December 17, 2009, 04:53 PM.
                              Pro Staff - Bounty Hunter Turbo Buzz, Creme Lures, New Pro Products, & K9 Fishing Fluorocarbon

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