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Well HarryK came to my rescue when perverted and sick minds like robalo tried to twist my innocent post around. Afterall, everybody knows that in alot of foreign countries babes are sometime called dudes.
And the last time I had some try to come into the cabana camp set up on the beach, I showed them my etiquette and total/complete hospitality, to wit:
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OH Geez What was I thinking. As stated in my previous post please dont post some silly reply trying to create a grey area. So here we go again.
1. Remind him we can fish or fight and I am alot better fighter than a fisherman. That one usually gets their attention.
Point statement
Some people can really fight good and its fun to them!!! Remember this!!
2. Stop and fishe their light and have a lure chunking contest which I am certain I would have won.
Point of Statement
Some people when provoked may actually piss ahole off more than if he just left them alone. They enjoy getting aholes all jacked up.!! I fall under that category at times.
3. Move on and do nothing and teach the kid to turn a cheek.
Point of statement
It is possible you may have a warrant out or have had a few cool ones and want to hide from the cops! This is when this choice becomes correct. Remember his location and Play pooh dollar with him later. I love that game. Only cost a dollar!!!
PS send me the address
4. Go and whip their arse and teach their kids if you do stupid stuff you get a beat down.
Point of statement
Some people will whip you arse for what you think is nothing or being funny. Especially if they feel they are liquored up and putting on a show for others around them. Nothing funnier than seeing a drunk wisearse get a beatdown. Do what you say and say what you mean. Simple This is why I have a concealed handgun liscense and carry one 90 percent of the time.There are crazy people out there deal with it!!
Geez I am worn out!!
If I am navigating a waterway and feel the safest course is to run the middle of a channel and someone has lines out. Too bad for them I am obligated to navigate a vessel in a safe manner. A kind wave and a simple sorry is a coutesy. I dont owe them Squat. When doing so remember number Point of statement for 4 above. And point of statement number 2 also.
It is the entitlement people feel is owed to them that creates all this "lawyerball" spewing out of their pie holes. Note still no grey area!!!
Oh what the heck is a Cabana? Is that something Cuban? Like a Cuban Speedo? What would people be in you swim shorts for? Wont be caught dead in one whatever it is. If I have time to go to the beach I will be fishing,hunting or chasing my ol lady instead.
Here is a list of my yearly mottos I come up with or adopted.
"STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES"
"IF DOESN'T SMEEL LIKE CHILI IT PROBABLY ISN'T"
"PEOPLE ARE CRAZY"
"LIFES A TRIP ENJOY THE RIDE"
"IT AIN'T EASY BEING ME BUT IT IS NECCESARY"
"CAN'T STOP ME"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS"
"FAST PAY MAKE LONG TIME FRIEND"
"LETS ROLL"
Hope you all enjoy my sense of humor. just having fun.
If not ignore it
Disclaimer of liabilty: all contents in this post are meant for readers enjoyment. In no way is the content meant to attack,embarrass our point out any shortcoming of any readers or posters. All characters are fictional any likeness or whatever are just coincidence or an act of god. Any complaints should be directed at Dbarham or Lurefisher. Both aholes have it coming to them. Any gratuitous statements should be posted on this thread along with greenies. Not to exceed the daily limit allow by the state of delaware or Hawaii. Political contributions may be sent to corndogs offshore account ATTN coachlaw. You will not be issued a receipt however we are out of paper and hiding from the feds. All copy rights reserved by WEA LTD.
Corndog Circa 2009Last edited by corndog; August 12, 2009, 09:31 PM.Bacon Bacon Bacon!!!
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?? whoa!Originally posted by corndog View PostOH Geez What was I thinking. As stated in my previous post please dont post some silly reply trying to create a grey area. So here we go again.
1. Remind him we can fish or fight and I am alot better fighter than a fisherman. That one usually gets their attention.
Point statement
Some people can really fight good and its fun to them!!! Remember this!!
2. Stop and fishe their light and have a lure chunking contest which I am certain I would have won.
Point of Statement
Some people when provoked may actually piss ahole off more than if he just left them alone. They enjoy getting aholes all jacked up.!! I fall under that category at times.
3. Move on and do nothing and teach the kid to turn a cheek.
Point of statement
It is possible you may have a warrant out or have had a few cool ones and want to hide from the cops! This is when this choice becomes correct. Remember his location and Play pooh dollar with him later. I love that game. Only cost a dollar!!!
PS send me the address
4. Go and whip their arse and teach their kids if you do stupid stuff you get a beat down.
Point of statement
Some people will whip you arse for what you think is nothing or being funny. Especially if they feel they are liquored up and putting on a show for others around them. Nothing funnier than seeing a drunk wisearse get a beatdown. Do what you say and say what you mean. Simple This is why I have a concealed handgun liscense and carry one 90 percent of the time.There are crazy people out there deal with it!!
Geez I am worn out!!
If I am navigating a waterway and feel the safest course is to run the middle of a channel and someone has lines out. Too bad for them I am obligated to navigate a vessel in a safe manner. A kind wave and a simple sorry is a coutesy. I dont owe them Squat. When doing so remember number Point of statement for 4 above. And point of statement number 2 also.
It is the entitlement people feel is owed to them that creates all this "lawyerball" spewing out of their pie holes. Note still no grey area!!!
Oh what the heck is a Cabana? Is that something Cuban? Like a Cuban Speedo? What would people be in you swim shorts for? Wont be caught dead in one whatever it is. If I have time to go to the beach I will be fishing,hunting or chasing my ol lady instead.
Here is a list of my yearly mottos I come up with or adopted.
"STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES"
"IF DOESN'T SMEEL LIKE CHILI IT PROBABLY ISN'T"
"PEOPLE ARE CRAZY"
"LIFES A TRIP ENJOY THE RIDE"
"IT AIN'T EASY BEING ME BUT IT IS NECCESARY"
"CAN'T STOP ME"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS"
"FAST PAY MAKE LONG TIME FRIEND"
"LETS ROLL"
Hope you all enjoy my sense of humor. just having fun.
If not ignore it
Disclaimer of liabilty: all contents in this post are meant for readers enjoyment. In no way is the content meant to attack,embarrass our point out any shortcoming of any readers or posters. All characters are fictional any likeness or whatever are just coincidence or an act of god. Any complaints should be directed at Dbarham or Lurefisher. Both aholes have it coming to them. Any gratuitous statements should be posted on this thread along with greenies. Not to exceed the daily limit allow by the state of delaware or Hawaii. Political contributions may be sent to corndogs offshore account ATTN coachlaw. You will not be issued a receipt however we are out of paper and hiding from the feds. All copy rights reserved by WEA LTD.
Corndog Circa 2009
MANVEL MOB
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sounds like titles to songs on a cd.Originally posted by corndog View Post
Here is a list of my yearly mottos I come up with or adopted.
"STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES"
"IF DOESN'T SMEEL LIKE CHILI IT PROBABLY ISN'T"
"PEOPLE ARE CRAZY"
"LIFES A TRIP ENJOY THE RIDE"
"IT AIN'T EASY BEING ME BUT IT IS NECCESARY"
"CAN'T STOP ME"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS"
"FAST PAY MAKE LONG TIME FRIEND"
"LETS ROLL"
Corndog Circa 2009
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What is 2 cool? Some sort of hippie hideout? Dont think so sounds like a poof board or something. If I had time to go there I would be fishing hunting or chasin the ol lady!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NEXT!!Originally posted by lurefisher View PostHEHE GO back to 2cool fool!Bacon Bacon Bacon!!!
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Not You Corndog they no who they are .Originally posted by corndog View PostWhat is 2 cool? Some sort of hippie hideout? Dont think so sounds like a poof board or something. If I had time to go there I would be fishing hunting or chasin the ol lady!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NEXT!!10x spelling bee champ ...... For a full report go to DEANOKNOWS.COM
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