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    Four married guys go fishing



    After an hour, the following conversation took place:

    First guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'

    Second guy: That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'

    Third guy: Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'

    They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him, “You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?”

    Fourth guy: I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: 'Fishing or Sex?'

    And she said:…………….. 'Wear sun-block.'

  • #2
    LOL

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    • #3
      now that's funny!

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      • #4
        LMAO!
        10x spelling bee champ ...... For a full report go to DEANOKNOWS.COM

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        • #5
          That wasn't a joke. That's autobiographical information from FlatoutFishin'.
          From 1970-1997, true heaven on Earth existed on the banks of Bayou Cook. "Hey Dad, Thanks for buying the Camp."

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          • #6
            I've used that technique many times myself. It works.
            Honk if you love Jesus.
            Text while driving if you want to meet him.

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            • #7
              Good stuff!
              We are West End Anglers, a saltwater tribe!

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              • #8
                Haha..funny!
                I LIVE IN A SMALL COMMUNITY WITH A LARGE PROBLEM AND A PROBLEM.

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                • #9
                  LOL,sad but true
                  Beer,its not just for breakfast

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                  • #10
                    good 1
                    the fishing was good,it was the catching that was bad.

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                    • #11
                      Thats a good one right there.

                      Reminds me of the one "BP could have stopped the leak from putting out a long time ago, if they'd slipped a big wedding ring around it.

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                      • #12
                        I need to try that, but the bad thing is, Donna would say fishing!!
                        LIVIN THE SALT LIFE

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                        • #13
                          Getting married soon, thanks for the info!
                          A Living Legend

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