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    My Dog is Lazy.

    This morning I went to sign my Dog up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."

    So I explained to her that my Dog is mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who its Daddy is. It expects me to feed it, provide it with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because its a dog.

    So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

    My Dog will get its first check Friday.

    Thanks Obama!!
    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.
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    Where's the picture from the e-mail Jerry?! I got the same one.
    We are West End Anglers, a saltwater tribe!

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    • #3
      Lol!!

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        XA

        GOD BLESS AND GIG'EM!

        I hope I catch a 10 lb trout before I catch a flesh eating bacteria.

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        • #5
          Sounds familiar. I had young "mixed breed" dog that figured out how to raid my stash, ate my raw steaks before I could grill 'em, open all my beers and drink 'em, screwed anything that moved or didn't, and ran off and ended up in doggie jail. I just couldn't handle that kid no more so I wouldn't fess up I owned him so I left him there and forgot about him ... until I heard he got some "stim" and was livin' the high life in LA.

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