Layoff Letter

[bountyhunter]

Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.

This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change....... I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

THE BOSS

[Sneekypete]

AMEN to that!!!!!!!
maybe they can become census workers and only work a month every 10 years...

[WestEndAngler]

[Robalo]

Hope that's how it actually happens. Payback.

[HEEEREFISHYFISHY]

layoff letter

[fishingrx]

amen, brother...

[coachlaw]

Heeeer's yer change.

Some people bought his bill of goods without checking to see if it was rotten.

[nokatchin]

LOL,funny

[JT]

I cant believe the lack of respect for Comrade Obama.

[kenny]

don't you work at NASA?

[Nwilkins]

If you have an impeach obama sticker, do you get a raise?

[reeltime]

funny BH

[bountyhunter]

don't you work at NASA?

Yep and if we end up having to layoff 35% of the folks out here, I'm going to push for them using this technique as a model for deciding who goes. There were a bunch of KOOL-AIDE drinking fools out here 18 months ago, but now you can't get anyone to fess up to voting for him. There are still a lot of Obama bumper stickers in the parking lot though.......