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    18 Reasons why Fishing is better than Sex


    18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines..
    17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

    16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.

    15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing,you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

    14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago

    13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

    12 - When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

    11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

    10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

    9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

    8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

    7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

    6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

    5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

    4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

    3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

    2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

    1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
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    now that's some true and funny stuff.....may have to get that framed and on the wall some were.
    I LIVE IN A SMALL COMMUNITY WITH A LARGE PROBLEM AND A PROBLEM.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by imhammer View Post

      11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

      lol unless you sell them out for someone with a bigger faster boat in a tournament!!!

      6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

      Except flesh eating bacteria!

      lol

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      • #4
        love that one!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by reeltime View Post
          now that's some true and funny stuff.....may have to get that framed and on the wall some were.
          It would go right next to the sign that says "If mama ain't happy nobody happy"
          We are West End Anglers, a saltwater tribe!

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          • #6
            Thanks for the laugh Chip

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            • #7
              Originally posted by WestEndAngler View Post
              It would go right next to the sign that says "If mama ain't happy nobody happy"
              And thats why you dont get a mama...a permanent one anyway. hahaha

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              • #8
                Good ones.Thanks for the laughs
                Beer,its not just for breakfast

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                • #9
                  Made my day! THanks Chip
                  Scott
                  "All fishermen are liars except you and me and to tell you the truth, I'm not so sure about you!"

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                  • #10
                    Perdy funny stuff........thanks for the laugh!

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                    • #11
                      Thanks for sharing it made me giggle!

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                      • #12
                        thats funny hamma
                        Captain Glenn Stevens
                        Coastal Guide Service
                        www.Fishcoastal.com

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                        • #13
                          LMAO that is so true!!!
                          Bacon Bacon Bacon!!!

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