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  • Orville The Otter-He's back.

    I should have had about 1 qt. of live shrimp in my bait barrel when I got down Friday nite. I had one small shrimp in it. Trout and reds were big time in my lights. I threw my Corky at them-they came up, looked at it and ran. My neighbor came out. I told him the Comorants must have eaten all my bait-he said nope, Orville the Otter is back. He saw Orville swimming at the end of my boathouse and said he looked fat and happy.

    Hope to get a pic soon of the theiving otter. I hear they taste a lot like Nutria.
    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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    Jerry...met some random guy at the Valero who said he needed some live shrimp...gave him directions to your place...figurning you wouldn't mind...wan't no stinking otter!
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    • #3
      I think "orville" this time was Brad, a/k/a BabyTranCat. That's OK, I know where he keeps his boat and it's close to where I drink beer and the output of beer can be inputted into his bote!
      "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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      • #4
        Orville the Otter sounds like he's benefiting from those social work plans from Obama. Take everything you own and givin it back to those who don't want to work for it.
        Resident Ninja

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        • #5
          Life sure sounds hard be'an an otter!!
          West Bay Sensai...

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          • #6
            Orville certainly is an Obama Supporter-in fact when the otter was here last, his fur had been shaved so that darn circle/rainbow dealie similar to the bumper sticker ya see on Prius and welfare cars-like the one on my signature bar here.

            I figured that since Otters are known to just play, not work, Orville was just another POS Obama supporter and was under the belief that "entitlements" were anything anyone else owned and he was done entitled to take whatever he could grab, steal or eat.

            Sad part is, if I had to choose between Orville or Obama as POTUS, Otters would be in the Whitehouse-at least an Otter can use a tool to eat-not sure how Obama would do without someone handing him food-plus a teleprompter would short out in the canal.
            "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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            • #7
              Well look at the bright side, he didn't leave any "digested entitlementment remains"

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              • #8
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                Calling PETA on you Roballo.
                Comparing poor Orville to POSTUS is cruel and inhuman.
                That furball deserves better, some more shrimp would help....
                At his baptism, Sam Houston was told his sins were washed away. He reportedly replied, “I pity the fish downstream.” - Nov. 19, 1854 - Independence, Texas

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                • #9
                  If PETA shows up, please make sure it's some nekkid, young Hollywood starlet-I have ether so she won't wake up with a headache-just confused and a bad taste in her mouf. Pictures will be posted on her Twitter page. Of course all pics will be of furless animal-her cat.

                  As a matter of fact, I left Orville a sheetload of shrimp in the barrel. (For Orville, not BRAD!!). Ha Ha.
                  "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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                  • #10
                    Robalo, I re-released Orville a few weeks ago. He runs over to your place & we split the catch. He eats half & gives me half. Thanks for the live shrimp I've been slaying the trout & redfish in the lights
                    We are West End Anglers, a saltwater tribe!

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                    • #11
                      LMAO!!
                      West Bay Sensai...

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                      • #12
                        Orville Reddenpotlicker has struck again!
                        I LIVE IN A SMALL COMMUNITY WITH A LARGE PROBLEM AND A PROBLEM.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by reeltime View Post
                          Orville Reddenpotlicker has struck again!
                          LMAO!!
                          Shut up and FISH!!

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                          • #14
                            I saw him two weeks ago when I was running the canal around 10 at night. I saw some in the Galveston channel about 3 weeks ago too.

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