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    There were a lot of nights a group of us from work would get off second shift and make a run down to the Lighted Pier at the end of the Texas City Dike. This was especially true with the tides were right and some nights we would kill the trout on the T-Head. We would free shrimp, floating them out between the old pilings. I would also take one of my big rods along and catch a croaker or piggy to put out for a big red or whatever felt froggy enough to hit. This night wasn’t much different; with the exception it was the first time Dave had joined us. When he had asked to come we said sure, hey we needed a good laugh, and Dave was always good for one or two.

    Steve and I pulled up to the pier about the same time. Dave was on his days off so he was there when we arrived. As we made our way down the pier with our gear, I could see that Dave had 8 to 10 rods set out. As we made down to the T-Head and I was able to count, I found that he had 12 rods out. He had them all on the side of the T-Head that faced the dike, and all 12 of them were K-mart blue light special spinning setups. They even had that big blue line and everything on them and two of them still had the price tags still on them. Before I could say anything, Dave pointed out all his new rods with some pride in his voice. I’ve never been one to talk bad about the next guys tackle, so all I said was “Nice, but you can fish with that many rods at one time.” “Sure I can little buddy” was Dave’s reply. I then said, “Dave what I mean is it is illegal to fish with that many rods.” To this Dave replied “Ain’t illegal if you don’t get caught.” So I left it alone. Little did I know that Dave’s rods would be some entertainment very shortly.

    I first set out to catch my bait for the big rod, which didn’t take too long. The first couple I caught was a little small for what I was looking for but the third one was the charm. I got moved over to the big rod to get it set out with Dave in tow. He was really interested in what I was doing, and as he watched me hooking my croaker, Steve yelled “Dave your rod!!!!” We turned to see the first of Dave’s rods bow over and start lifting towards the water. Dave moved quickly, jumping a cooler with the grace of a wounded hippo on his way to the rod. He moved faster than one would think, but the rod appeared to be going in the water. He got lucky as the reel caught on the top rail of the pier, but that luck was short lived as the cheap rod was no match for combination of the fish and heavy line and broke off right at the for grip. Dave was cussing a blue blaze as he tried to fight the fish with no rod, but his drag was too tight and the line broke. At about the same time, four more of his rods took big hits. All four of these cleared the top rail launching in the air like rockets until the powerful fish pulled them down and in the water. Dave just stood there with a bewildered look on his face and his mouth gapping open. He finally said, “What the H**L just happened?” I answered his question with, “A school of Jacks just took your new rods to the cleaners.”

    More to come later.........
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    • #3
      Wow.. thanks for that. I remember one rod flying out this guys hand 10 or so years ago whil he lit his cigarette but what I would have paid to be a fly on the wall and see that

      Joe

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      • #4
        hahaha! I'm ready for the rest of the story

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        • #5
          "Grace of a wounded hippo . . . " Now that's good stuff!
          From 1970-1997, true heaven on Earth existed on the banks of Bayou Cook. "Hey Dad, Thanks for buying the Camp."

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          • #6
            Things claimed down about after the great rod robbery. I had gotten my big rod out and hoped the Jacks would return so I’d have a good fight. I had set the big rod in the corner of the T-head and tied it down, freeing the spool and engaging the clicker. I then got my trout rod and a shrimp to see if I could have better luck than Steve. He had been free shrimping most of the time we had been there with no luck. I changed my rig a little by adding a split-shot to get the shrimp a little deeper. The tide was coming in hard and wiping across the end of the dike towards those old pilings. It looked really good and I’d caught a lot of trout under the same conditions. All you had to do was figure out the right combo of weight to get the shrimp in the trout’s strike zone. I had just started floating my shrimp out for the first time when I heard the clicker on my big rod go off. I quickly turned to look at it and there stood Dave with my big rod in his hand. I could see a massive rats nest in the spool and figured what had happen and said, “Dave, what the He11 are you doing?”
            “You had a bite Little Buddy, I’s just helping you.”
            As I was reeling in my trout rod I asked, “What do you mean I had a bite?”
            “Well the tip of your rod was just a moving, it was a fish I know it.”
            Sitting my trout rod down I walked over to where he stood with my big rod shaking my head. Once there I said, “Dave remember with I baited my hook?”
            “Yea.”
            “Do you remember how big the croaker was I used for bait?”
            “Yea.”
            “You think he might have been shaking the tip of the rod?”
            “I don’t know.”
            With that I took my rod from him and picked out the rats nest. It took a couple minutes to get all the knots out as Dave had done a really good job. Finally I got it all straightened out and reel it in to check my bait. Luckily the croaker was still there and very lively, so I casted it back out and set it up again. I wasn’t sure if I was ever going to get to trout fish this night.

            Little happened over the next ten minutes are so. It was pretty quiet, until Dave announced he had a fish. He pulled up a pretty good sized hardhead and proceeded to take a pair of pliers, grab the hook and shake until the hardhead came flying off. I watched this in amazement, and finally had to say, “Dave you are going to be sorry doing that one of these days.” “Well I ain’t going to touch them slimy damn things.” I thought to myself, a guy that big scare to touch a fish cause it was slimy and just shook my head and went back to trying to catch a trout. About another ten minutes passed before I heard the clicker on my big rod go off again. Like before it zinged a few seconds and stopped, and I knew what I’d see before I turned around. Yes there was Dave once more holding my big rod. He saw me looking at him, and I guess the look on my face wasn’t too pleasant as he quickly said, “But little buddy the tip was a really shaking this time." I just reeled in my trout road once more, walked over and took my big rod from Dave and said, “Dave, I don’t care if this rod is bent completely over YOU DON’T TOUCH IT AGAIN, UNDERSTAND!!!!!!” Dave just nodded his head and walked off. This time when I got the rats nest picked out and reeled the rod in I found that my croaker was dead. So I just took it off and decided not to put the big rod back out, it was just too temping for Dave.

            Still the best part of the story to come...........
            Last edited by bountyhunter; May 18, 2009, 04:08 PM.
            Pro Staff - Bounty Hunter Turbo Buzz, Creme Lures, New Pro Products, & K9 Fishing Fluorocarbon

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            • #7
              can't wait for more!
              We are West End Anglers, a saltwater tribe!

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              • #8
                Over the next hour Steve and I had caught a few dinks and one keeper each. Dave had added a couple more hardheads to his total, still doing the pliers and shaking trick to get them off. We had each had a few beers as well and things seemed to be claiming down some. The beers seemed to taken some of Dave’s hyperness out of him and he was mainly just sitting on the cooler watching his remaining rods. One didn’t have to be watching when Dave got up off the cooler when he had a bite as the whole pier would shake. This happened and I turned to see him set the hook and start reeling in a fish. It was yet another hardhead, so I went back to trying to catch some trout. The peaceful quiet of the night was disturbed when Dave yelled, “Help me little buddy!” What I saw when I turned around was forever burned in my brain. There stood Dave with a 14 inch hardhead stuck to his chest. I had warned him that he would be sorry for taking them off the way he did, I just didn’t think it would happen so quick. When Steve and I got over to Dave he said, “Help me, help me, he is a pumping poison in me and I’m a gittin dizzy.” It took everything Steve and I had to get Dave over to the cooler and sit down. Once he was sitting I said, ”Ok get ready I’m going to pull him out of you.”
                “NOOOOOOO don’t do it little buddy, I’ll bleed to death.”
                “You ain’t going to bleed to death.”
                Steve added, “Derek is right, we need to get that fish out of you.”
                “No please don’t just take me to the hospital, please take me to the hospital.”
                “Alright.”
                It took everything Steve and I had to get him off the pier with out all of us falling or crashing through the railing. Dave kept saying, “I’m going to pass out cause he’s pumping poison in me.” I knew full well he wasn’t pump anything into Dave, but it wouldn’t help arguing the point, besides if he wasn’t such a big wuss the damn fish would still be flopping while attached to his chest. We finally made it to Steve’s truck. Because he had an extended cab and mine was single, Dave could lay the front seat back and we thought that would be better for him. I can still see him sitting there in the truck laid back with that fish flopping about trying to free itself. They pulled out and I went and started getting all our gear together. By the time I had it all in my truck a good 30 to 45 minutes had passed and well over an hour by the time I made it to Mainland Hospital.

                When I entered the emergency room I was greeted by Steve and a cute nurse bent over laughing. Steve was quite the lady’s man back in those days, but that is another story. From the tears running down their face you could tell they had been laughing for some time. In fact, it was infectious as soon I had joined them. There were breaks where they would related what I’d missed and I would have given anything to have been there and seen it first hand. The cute nurse had been at the desk when they first got there at after 2 in the morning in the middle of the week so they were not busy. She said when she first say Dave with a fish flopping on his chest she thought it was some kind of a joke. When she realized it was real, she had called for the doctor and told him what the problem was. The doctor must have gathered every free person in the hospital as Steve said about 20 doctors and nurses showed up and they all just stood there in awe for a few seconds, before the first one busted into laughter, followed by everyone but Dave. Steve and the nurse had been laughing ever since. From what I understood they were first taking Dave and the fish up for x-rays and then they would see about removing the fish.

                We had been there over an hour when another nurse came carting Dave out in a wheelchair. Dave was holding a box in his lap which was a little strange, but I figured it was some kind of medicine or bandages. Soon I found out that the fish was in the box. Dave was still pretty out of it, so we asked the nurse why the fish was in the box. She said, “He wanted to keep the fish, said it was big enough to clean.” With that we all started laughing again while Dave sat in that chair drooling on himself. Steve did try to talk the nurses into a copy of the x-rays, and even though they knew why he wanted them, they wouldn’t give him a copy…….dang.

                The end.
                Last edited by bountyhunter; May 18, 2009, 05:31 PM.
                Pro Staff - Bounty Hunter Turbo Buzz, Creme Lures, New Pro Products, & K9 Fishing Fluorocarbon

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                • #9
                  he's pumping poison into me little buddy!
                  We are West End Anglers, a saltwater tribe!

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                  • #10
                    It's big enough to clean! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
                    From 1970-1997, true heaven on Earth existed on the banks of Bayou Cook. "Hey Dad, Thanks for buying the Camp."

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                    • #11
                      Guess if you folks like these, I'll type another one up for next week.....
                      Pro Staff - Bounty Hunter Turbo Buzz, Creme Lures, New Pro Products, & K9 Fishing Fluorocarbon

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                      • #12
                        these are a riot....... i love them keep them coming

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                        • #13
                          More! More! More!
                          From 1970-1997, true heaven on Earth existed on the banks of Bayou Cook. "Hey Dad, Thanks for buying the Camp."

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                          • #14
                            Alright then, the next one will be about an overnight surf fishing trip........Dave and the Big Rods....
                            Pro Staff - Bounty Hunter Turbo Buzz, Creme Lures, New Pro Products, & K9 Fishing Fluorocarbon

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                            • #15
                              Ok, this can't be true or a am as naive as Dave.
                              Id pay to have a copy of the X-Ray...Ha, Good stuff.
                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBLbrJxGtro
                              Not that much different than a Karankawa indian hunting the shallows at night with a torch and a spear.

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