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  • A Woman, a Car and a Mattress

    This has to be the epitome of an auto mechanics nightmare..
    Without the pics – this would be hard to believe.


    A woman ran over a mattress on the highway,
    And decided not to worry -- and kept on driving.

    The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough
    To tear a hole in the fuel tank.

    The Subsequent Lack Of Fuel Is What Finally
    Brought Her Vehicle To a stop.

    She Had Still Managed To Drive 30 More Miles
    With A 60-Pound Tangle of Stuff Wrapped Around Her Drive shaft.

    She Had it Towed To Her Dealership And Complained
    That The Vehicle Had A "Sort Of Shimmy"
    When She Was Driving At High Speeds.


    Below Are The Photos Of What They
    Found At Her Dealership.....................

    The Last Photo Is By Far The Best.

    "Sort Of A Shimmy?"






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  • #2
    wow

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    • #3
      I bet those guys are all thinking the same three words!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Shortystillsurfs View Post
        I bet those guys are all thinking the same three words!
        One stupid lady. Lol
        Resident Ninja

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Jhua View Post
          One stupid lady. Lol
          That's the edited version.You got one word right. It isn't lady and it isn't one.

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          • #6
            I was thinking "Oh My Gosh"!! And a few others like "WOW, she really did." and "Is she really that stupid?"-the answer is "YES" obviously.

            Cool Post Coe.
            "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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            • #7
              Musta been a diesel

              Godspeed
              TRP
              Your a daisy if ya do

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              • #8
                Wtf faceplam
                75% Saltwater 5% led 20 % soft plastic 99% Alcohol 500% Fish stories = the make up of an angler.

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                • #9
                  Wow!
                  Tight Lines

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                  • #10
                    I blew out the trailer on my big job boat and towed it 60 MPH for a dozen miles to Burnet, Texas. The cop pulled me over because one of the wheels was on fire. Almost made it to the Napa parts stare, dang. I said "officer cain't ya see, that's just smoke!"

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                    • #11
                      Unreal.
                      "Shut up and jerk your croaker" - James Fox

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                      • #12
                        Oh, I'm sure the banter got worse than that.. I'm sure the lead mechanic probably told the junior mechanic "Junior, are you missing a mattress"? or something like that... LOL.
                        TroutSupport.comsigpic

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                        • #13
                          That's a nice Shaftrese!
                          I LIVE IN A SMALL COMMUNITY WITH A LARGE PROBLEM AND A PROBLEM.

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                          • #14
                            A "sort of shimmy" is an understatement lol

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                            • #15
                              Yeah that sucks, i did that in college station one night comeing home with a barbed wire fence, took me 3 hours with a pair of bolt cutters and fence tool to get un-done !
                              Free advice for cold beer !

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