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    I heard a good fish story today at the plant- This is prefaced by saying the guy telling the story isn't a big time fisherman, just a dude who wanted to get out of the house for a few hours.... I'll tell it in hippie speak for him....
    Dude, I went to Clear Lake park and was fishing from the rocks and I had a (soft plastic, I don't know what he called it) and I was fishing and watching these dudes trying to back a boat in the water. I was reeling in and I saw this butterfly on the water, right by the rocks Dude, he was flapping his wings, and then his wings stuck together and he fell over to the side Dude, I thought he was drowning. I was reel almost all the way in, so I thought I could help him and used my pole to help him on the rocks, I was trying to guide the rod tip & see if he would hold on and while I was pushing the rod tip at him my pole bent over in half ! Dude I reached for my net and I caught a flounder ! I took him off and put him in the icechest Dude, and then I went back and saved the butterfly and got him to the rocks. Then i thought about the flounder and started jigging right by the rocks and caught 2 more!

    Good story, I thought it was good instincts to recognize a pattern☺

  • #2
    Nice ! He effectively killed 3 flounder trying to save a butterfly.

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    • #3
      LMAO! But he ate the flounder and saved the butterfly. I think that is okay in hippie world.. if he poops on the compost, feeds the soil to make the weed grow more buds.. or something like that...

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      • #4
        I like my flounder butterflyed!
        I LIVE IN A SMALL COMMUNITY WITH A LARGE PROBLEM AND A PROBLEM.

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        • #5
          Hmm, butterfly jigs, what color was it?
          Today is a new day!!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Shortystillsurfs View Post
            Nice ! He effectively killed 3 flounder trying to save a butterfly.
            So f'ing obvious and I didn't catch that!

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            • #7
              So if he knew that butterflies only live for 3 weeks, would he have caught those flounder by not trying to save it.
              Today is a new day!!

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              • #8
                Hmmmm, I thought my uncle said he wasnt fishing today
                I dont always drink beer, but when i do , I prefer to be fishing !!!!!

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                • #9
                  I'm gonna get some butterflies and throw 'em in by the boat ramp tonite. I like it.

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                  • #10
                    Dude . . . . . . . . .
                    From 1970-1997, true heaven on Earth existed on the banks of Bayou Cook. "Hey Dad, Thanks for buying the Camp."

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                    • #11
                      Like, whoa.. totally far out.
                      "Curmudgeon only pawn in game of life."


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                      • #12
                        LOL, we were out trolling about 45 miles off SPI and here comes this little tweetie bird, dude! It was on the rigger so I tried to get him inside the boat and rest for a while. Dude, that bird was tired! So dude, like I get some water and fix the birdie all up.

                        The captain looks back and starts screamin' at poor ole me. "Your starboard outside rigger is fouled, you got a peanut Mahi-Mahi on the port corner, and holy ***, your just missed a knock-down from what looked like a white marlin! And here you are playin' with a dang bird! Get with it you hippie!"

                        Dude.

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                        • #13
                          Dude!

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                          • #14
                            That is deep...far out....Haha
                            Resident Ninja

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                            • #15
                              Way to go out Mr Butterfly! Showing some cool hippie where the fish are!! Your going to heaven for sure Dude!!!
                              Popper in the morning Popper in the evening

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