Job interview in 3 hours

[Kylie Howard]

I have an interview with noble drilling at 8 am for a 3rd mate position on a drill ship. Its my first interview since I graduated Texas Maritime Academy. I am pretty confident I will get the job but it is still nervewracking. will def be buying a boat with that first paycheck though hahaha. heres to hoping.

[michelle]

good luck kylie! good company.
michelle

[rowdy216]

good luck kylie!

[Curmudgeon]

Get 'em Kylie!

[191lts]

Good Luck

[buoy37]

Go get'em!!

[mjh]

Good luck! Make sure you save some time for some goose hunting!

[poonchum]

good luck, bring your pole!

[WestEndAngler]

So your in there right now.... Let us know how it went bro!

Good luck!

[TroutSupport]

Congrats sailor

[imhammer]

Good luck man

[Jhua]

Good luck!

[Robalo]

Kylie:

When they ask you to find the Skyhook-be sure to look in the engine room-they keep it hidden in there. The left-handed monkey wrench is next to the skyhook also. When they bet you that Boudreaux can lift 2 men tied together, be sure to volunteer to be one that is tied together to be lifted. Feel free to loan the cook or galley hands money, cigs, or whatever else they need-they are very honest and will pay you back on next hitch always. No thieving ever takes place, so feel free to leave your valuables laying next to your bunk. Bring plenty of KY Jelly-it's good for your skin. Pipe dope does wash out of your underwear, but the wire brush kinda hurts-just at first though-then it feels good of course. Pure Ammonia is always poured into your shower while you are showering-it kills athlete's foot. Play every card game you can-especially Booray and never ask the rules-IOU's are always honored. Always ask the cook why all the food takes the same, is greasier than the oil from the well and is burnt and tell him an armless, blind person would make a better cook-he will appreciate your honesty. The toolpusher is your friend-he may think he's the boss, but tell him to farge off if he asks you to do some work-same goes for the Company Man. Make sure you tell everyone that your Daddy is President of whichever oil company the ship is contracted to-that way everyone will respect you and even move over in the hallways to make room for you. Steel toe boots-bullchip-tennis shoes are better and real men never use the dot gloves. Your Bosun and Chief mate are idiots-tell them you think that and also that you won't do what they tell you to do.

[Baby Tran Cat]

kylie:

When they ask you to find the skyhook-be sure to look in the engine room-they keep it hidden in there. The left-handed monkey wrench is next to the skyhook also. When they bet you that boudreaux can lift 2 men tied together, be sure to volunteer to be one that is tied together to be lifted. Feel free to loan the cook or galley hands money, cigs, or whatever else they need-they are very honest and will pay you back on next hitch always. No thieving ever takes place, so feel free to leave your valuables laying next to your bunk. Bring plenty of ky jelly-it's good for your skin. Pipe dope does wash out of your underwear, but the wire brush kinda hurts-just at first though-then it feels good of course. Pure ammonia is always poured into your shower while you are showering-it kills athlete's foot. Play every card game you can-especially booray and never ask the rules-iou's are always honored. Always ask the cook why all the food takes the same, is greasier than the oil from the well and is burnt and tell him an armless, blind person would make a better cook-he will appreciate your honesty. The toolpusher is your friend-he may think he's the boss, but tell him to farge off if he asks you to do some work-same goes for the company man. Make sure you tell everyone that your daddy is president of whichever oil company the ship is contracted to-that way everyone will respect you and even move over in the hallways to make room for you. Steel toe boots-bullchip-tennis shoes are better and real men never use the dot gloves. Your bosun and chief mate are idiots-tell them you think that and also that you won't do what they tell you to do.

hysterical!

[Beandaddy]

I really hope He don't listen to that Jerry
Beandaddy