How to make a Woman Happy

[WestEndAngler]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy...

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes






HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring alcohol

[Robalo]

Pretty much sums it all up. Good one Coe.

[Curmudgeon]

Pegged it!

[Swells]

I'll never forget when my soon to be bride came into the living room one day and asked "hey honey do ya want to get married?"

"To be honest I was hoping to go fishing this weekend, lemme think about it."

Wrong answer.

So she invites over a bunch of girlfriends and they get into about 5 bottles of wine, cackling like hens outside on the porch. They was acting all crazy so I decided to check 'em out, make sure they weren't getting in no trouble.

Right then I knew I was a dead man walking. They was fighting mad and made me swear to a date to get hitched! My whole life flashed before my eyes like a bad video projector. "Yeah I guess so" as I ran for cover in my dark and dirty garage.

Pretty much sums it up for me! It'll be 29 years together now.

[Reef Drifter]

I'll never forget when my soon to be bride came into the living room one day and asked "hey honey do ya want to get married?"

"To be honest I was hoping to go fishing this weekend, lemme think about it."

Wrong answer.

So she invites over a bunch of girlfriends and they get into about 5 bottles of wine, cackling like hens outside on the porch. They was acting all crazy so I decided to check 'em out, make sure they weren't getting in no trouble.

Right then I knew I was a dead man walking. They was fighting mad and made me swear to a date to get hitched! My whole life flashed before my eyes like a bad video projector. "Yeah I guess so" as I ran for cover in my dark and dirty garage.

Pretty much sums it up for me! It'll be 29 years together now.

bwahahahahahahahahahha!!!! never ever ever go to where your significant other is paired with a fellow mind reader/ controller!!! congrats on the 29 years though!