SLP Toll Bridge to begin tolls April 4th

[JT]

Funny how the toll booth was set up to JUST pay for the cost of the bridge. How many times over you think its been paid for to date?

Moonpie absolutely LOVES those little kitty cats that hang around down there and if anybody frets over the toll charges, just ask Michelle how she has driven through there free of charge for a long time.

Robalo wrote a letter to the Galveston Daily News after that bird watcher shot a couple of those cats a few years ago, and was arrested; that was great.

I always wondered why the guy that shot those cats and got run down and pulled over by those toll booth, old, has beens farts didnt just simply whip their ***** on the side of road.

Whats the difference in shooting a damm feral cat and a feral hog or a wild dog?

[bountyhunter]

Hey I like kitties, they taste great.......

[WestEndAngler]

I bet "Dave" likes cats too

[coachlaw]

"Put in microwave until eyes pop. Velly tasty!"














For the record, I'm an animal lover. Cats, dogs, and horses mostly. Feral cats, no big deal, but it gets in my craw when someone does something to a beloved pet.

[bountyhunter]

For the record, I'm an animal lover. Cats, dogs, and horses mostly. Feral cats, no big deal, but it gets in my craw when someone does something to a beloved pet.

I'm with you on that for sure.


BTW I've never microwaved one of my wife's cats.......she prefers her's slow roasted......

[boom]

I like how they put the bread basket at your freaking ankles if you drive anything other than a freaking hugo.
I am thinking that they need an arm across it if they really want me to stop and pay. I mean leaving the island anyway.

[Robalo]

Yummy and Delicious.....Ummmm good.

Ummmm slow roasted........ with beer......... and donuts, ummmmm tasty.

I'll be at the bridge this weekend getting dinner. Got cat?

[Tiny]

I remember the first time I drove over the Toll Bridge. It was a dollar then... I had to scrounge up a dollar!! well.. I didn't know I had to pay a dollar to get back to Galveston!! I just slowed down at the booth on the way back, waved and hauled ***!

[boom]

I think wea should put up their own booth on the freeport side. That way we'd get our money back and maybe some extra for gas and stuff. oo7 is getting pretty good at building stuff, what do you say mike?

[Unclehandy]

Yeah, people are gonna love paying a toll to get on, and another wea toll to get off the bridge! We should just sit at the state park and charge for launches too!

[GHSmacker]

I'm thinkin about covering up my licesnse plate and hauling *** by those old money stealers.

I'm broke

[FlatoutFishin]

I remember the first time I drove over the Toll Bridge. It was a dollar then... I had to scrounge up a dollar!! well.. I didn't know I had to pay a dollar to get back to Galveston!! I just slowed down at the booth on the way back, waved and hauled ***!

First time I went thru there was in 80'. I had my mom's convertable Fiat Spider, my surfboard hanging out the back seat, a fine blond in the passenger seat, wearing very little I might add, and a case of Little Kings. Needless to say, I went passed there at about 60mph, all I saw was the dude looking down. I don't think he ever even saw me go by.

Man I sure do miss those times!

[Robalo]

Public Launch Collector

Unclehandy:

Man, that's a great idea. Just put on a green official uniform looking shirt, embroider "$5 Public Launch Collector" above 1 pocket, stand near ramp and give launchers a smirking look (like PoPos do when you tell them you weren't speeding) and next thing you know, folks will hand you $5 without even saying a word and KA-CHING!! Bet it'd be hard to prove you acted illegally doing that!!! That'd cover beer and gas (well maybe just beer) for a quick saturday morning's "work".

[Unclehandy]

Yeah, that sounds good! But I am charging $5 per person, not just $5 per boat!