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    A blonde was shopping at Target & came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up & took it to the clerk to ask what it was.
    The clerk said, 'Why, that's a thermos..... It keeps hot things hot, And cold things cold.'

    'Wow, said the blonde, 'that's amazing.....I'm going to buy it!' So she bought the thermos & took it to work the next day.

    Her boss saw it on her desk. 'What's that,' he asked?

    'Why, that's a thermos..... It keeps hot things hot & cold things cold,' she replied..

    Her boss inquired, 'What do you have in it?'

    The blond replied...... 'Two popsicles & some coffee.'
    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

  • #2
    God help 'em.
    We are West End Anglers, a saltwater tribe!

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    • #3
      Heh heh heh.

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      • #4
        Nice. Made me chuckle a bit.
        Resident Ninja

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        • #5
          Smart blonde - Frappuccino...less the whipped cream.

          Thanks Robalo!!
          At his baptism, Sam Houston was told his sins were washed away. He reportedly replied, “I pity the fish downstream.” - Nov. 19, 1854 - Independence, Texas

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          • #6
            Never know - maybe she's onto something good!

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