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    I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, BHO, Pelousy, Harry Reid, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line.

    Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

    They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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    I don't know whether to laugh or say I'm sorry.
    Resident Ninja

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    • #3
      Lmao.... Nice

      .....and I'm sorry if you are feeling suicidal. =\

      -Marco

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      • #4
        I have a vendor that is from the Middle East. I was ordering some chrome step bars for a truck.

        In his extremely thick accent, he asked if the truck was a crew cab with four full doors or if was an extended cab with suicidal doors.

        I dropped to phone and about fell out of my chair with laughter. I know it was wrong, but I couldn't help it.

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        • #5
          LMAO! good one
          Beer,its not just for breakfast

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            • #7
              Trust me this is a joke... You have to know Robalo
              We are West End Anglers, a saltwater tribe!

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              • #8
                Just checking =)

                Lol

                -Marco

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                • #9
                  I shoulda put "Funny of the Day". Thanks for the concern MarkoChavs!

                  Funny/Sad part is folks agree that Obama, Pelousy and Reid are a depressing bunch of buffoons that have no business being in gummint or for that matter anywhere that could affect someone's livelihood!! Only the "Peggy Josephs" of this world were elated that Obummer got elected-"this means I get free gas and don't has to pay my mortage anymore because Obama owes me". Yeah, right Peggy-hope ya get foreclosed on and your car runs outta gas just over the top of a hill traversed mainly by 18 wheelers with bad brakes! Screech, crash and crunch.
                  Last edited by Robalo; February 24, 2011, 02:48 PM.
                  "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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                  • #10
                    That is some funny stuff right there, Jerry!
                    LIVIN THE SALT LIFE

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Robalo View Post
                      I shoulda put "Funny of the Day". Thanks for the concern MarkoChavs!

                      Funny/Sad part is folks agree that Obama, Pelousy and Reid are a depressing bunch of buffoons that have no business being in gummint or for that matter anywhere that could affect someone's livelyhood!! Only the "Peggy Josephs" of this world were elated that Obummer got elected-"this means I get free gas and don't has to pay my mortage anymore because Obama owes me". Yeah, right Peggy-hope ya get foreclosed on and your car runs outta gas just over the top of a hill traversed mainly by 18 wheelers with bad brakes! Screech, crash and crunch.
                      Why don't you tell us how you really feel?

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                      • #12
                        I can't-either Coe will ban me or ????-I'll just leave initials: POS POTUS. Kinda says most all of it. I almost cried when Pelousy had to pass the gavel and give up her Speaker of the House position-cried with JOY that is!!
                        "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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                        • #13
                          Any evening with Robalo at the West End bar is all you'll need to understand his true feelings
                          We are West End Anglers, a saltwater tribe!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Robalo View Post
                            I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, BHO, Pelousy, Harry Reid, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line.

                            Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

                            They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
                            I think this is jerry's way of say Help i've fallen and I can't get up!lol and moonpie or JT would ask did you spill your beer!
                            I LIVE IN A SMALL COMMUNITY WITH A LARGE PROBLEM AND A PROBLEM.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Robalo View Post
                              I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, BHO, Pelousy, Harry Reid, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line.

                              Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

                              They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
                              Classic!!! Robalo but on a serious note my Health Care Coverage going up an xtra $250 plus a month has got me PO'd too not to mention allt he other BS

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