Texas Translations of California Euphemisms

[Swells]

Illegal Hazardous Explosives----------------Fireworks or Stump Removal

LOL, I'll never forget going up the Cleveland to visit a girlfriend and while drinking beer in the backyard I kept hearing KABOOM. WTH? "Oh that's lighter stumps, they blow them up." After a quick educmacation, we set off in the direction of the KABOOM, hoping for a piece of the action. Son of a gun, he had seismic or dolomite sausages with the electric powered blasting caps, the hood of his pickup open so he could set 'em off with his battery. "Yo got some beer or are you gonna make trouble and I gotta run you off too?"

Being a quick study, we already had the case of Bud and all was good, drilling a hole into the stump with a big auger, setting the charge, and no need to say "fire in da hole" because we knew what came next. Even let my girlfriend spark one off. I gotta say, it was a very satisfying afternoon in deep East Texas. We blowed **** everywhere!

[Robalo]

Yep, E. Texas stump removal is cool. A few years ago you could get that stuff from most feed stores, not anymore thanks to psychos and zealots.

[sfef84]

Illegal Hazardous Explosives----------------Fireworks or Stump Removal

LOL, I'll never forget going up the Cleveland to visit a girlfriend and while drinking beer in the backyard I kept hearing KABOOM. WTH? "Oh that's lighter stumps, they blow them up." After a quick educmacation, we set off in the direction of the KABOOM, hoping for a piece of the action. Son of a gun, he had seismic or dolomite sausages with the electric powered blasting caps, the hood of his pickup open so he could set 'em off with his battery. "Yo got some beer or are you gonna make trouble and I gotta run you off too?"

Being a quick study, we already had the case of Bud and all was good, drilling a hole into the stump with a big auger, setting the charge, and no need to say "fire in da hole" because we knew what came next. Even let my girlfriend spark one off. I gotta say, it was a very satisfying afternoon in deep East Texas. We blowed **** everywhere!

Thats awesome!!

[dn17]

Our parents moved here in '91, when I was 5 and he was 3, so we didn't really get too much experience with CA back then, but we go back to San Diego just about every summer for a week or two to see family. There's still nothing in CA like driving the SLP with a few cold ones on a nice early summer day.

[JT]

When I think of Texas v California, I think of this. Another walk-in touchdown for Vince Young.

[RSN]

Texas beaches are much better than California beaches, in my opinion. California has way too many people, and way too many rules. I enjoy the fact that a lot of people in Houston have negative things to say about Texas beaches, hopefully it keeps them away. I also enjoy the fact that we can drive our pickup trucks on our beaches. if we drove our trucks on the beach in California, we would be arrested. Hell, we even get bad looks just for driving trucks in California, sorry but those electric cars can't tow a boat!


-Robert (RSN), sorry this computer was logged into my little brother's account

[Robalo]

ADD:

Prius=Truck Bait

WTH is every POS Prius always driving in the fast lane anyway-get outta my way.