Texas Translations of California Euphemisms

[sfef84]

Texas Translations of California Euphemisms.
In California-------------------------In Texas
Diverse or Lifestyle Choice---Sinful and Perverted
Arsenal of Weapons------------Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands----------------Swamp
Undocumented Worker----------------Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Materials----------------Synthetic Fiber
Assault and Battery----------------Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed----------------Well-protected
Narrow-minded----------------Righteous
Taxes or Your Fair Share----------------Coerced Theft
Commonsense Gun Control----------------Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosives----------------Fireworks or Stump Removal
Nonviable Tissue Mass----------------Unborn Baby
Equal Access to Opportunity----------------Socialism
Multicultural Community----------------High Crime Area
Fairness or Social Progress----------------Marxism
Upper Class or "The Rich"----------------Self-Employed
Progressive, Change----------------Big Government Scheme
Homeless or Disadvantaged----------------Bums or Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle----------------Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future----------------Higher Taxes
Healthcare Reform----------------Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater----------------Conservative
Truants----------------Homeschoolers
Victim or Oppressed----------------Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing
High Capacity Magazine----------------Standard Capacity Magazine
Religious Zealot----------------Church-going
Reintroduced Wolves----------------Sheep and Elk Killers
Fair Trade Coffee----------------Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Exploiters or "The Rich"----------------Employed or Land Owner
The Gun Lobby----------------NRA Members
Assault Weapon----------------Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)
Fiscal Stimulus----------------New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Same Sex Marriage----------------Legalized Perversion
Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting----------------Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs

[Robalo]

100% correct!!

Add:

Californian:
Obama, our Savior

Texan:
Commie Bastage

[WestEndAngler]

Good one!

[Wiggy]

So true and soooooo funny! I also like hearing California referred to as the "Granola State" (or land of fruits and nuts)

[nokatchin]

Good ones

[SUPER SPOOK]

[mikeymike]

Lmao and I'm from cali if you guys. Could see how hard it is to buy a gun in cali it would make you cry just another reason I'm moving to TEXAS

[Robalo]

ALVIN Texas = guns!! Welcome to the REAL World. Lurefisher on here is the mayor (ha ha).

Yep, if we could only give Calinutsoland to the Chinese to repay all the debt Pelousy and Obamination racked up, we'd all be better off. I'd gladly drink Aussie wine-even French if I had to-heck, the Frenchies may just "surrender" the vineyards to us if we threatened to invade. Oiu, Pierre, had over them vineyards or else!

[mikeymike]

How to buy a gun in cali= go to the store pay for the gun and a $50 back ground check then wait till the 30th day after you PAID to pick it up if you miss that day its another 7 days if you miss that day they refund your money with a small 15% restocking fee o and if you want to buy another gun in more that 30 days you can fork over another $50 for another back ground check o and no more that 3 pistols a month that's why I stoped buying anything out here

[reeltime]

Cali one earth quake away from being new fishin ground's.

[mikeymike]

Well I hope that happens ill know the structure lol that would be nice to go to vegas and fish. There's a bass pro shops in vegas too lol

[reeltime]

Well I hope that happens ill know the structure lol that would be nice to go to vegas and fish. There's a bass pro shops in vegas too lol

Do they have slot's that payout in lures or tackle!I might have to visit it then!

[sfef84]

How to buy a gun in cali= go to the store pay for the gun and a $50 back ground check then wait till the 30th day after you PAID to pick it up if you miss that day its another 7 days if you miss that day they refund your money with a small 15% restocking fee o and if you want to buy another gun in more that 30 days you can fork over another $50 for another back ground check o and no more that 3 pistols a month that's why I stoped buying anything out here

Where from in Cali?
I grew up in San Diego. My grandpa (lifetime hunter, cotton farmer, conservative) still lives in SD and loves sending me California v Texas stuff. Ill keep posting the good ones!

[dn17]

RSN and I are both originally from La Mesa, just east of SD....damn glad I'm here now though

[sfef84]

RSN and I are both originally from La Mesa, just east of SD....damn glad I'm here now though

Then maybe you guys had the same shock I had when I heard people in Houston talking about texas beaches as "$*((& holes" I mean, Galveston beach doesnt compare to SD beaches but I was amazed how essentially, the closer you live to the coast, the less expensive the cost of land/home (i know, hurricanes) compared to SD where if you have a pad on the beach, its at least 7 million.

I got here 2 years ago, how 'bout you two?