Wedding on teal opening day!

[Milkjug]

Turns out I had agreed a long time ago to attend one of the GF's friend's weddings this Saturday. Who plans crap like that on any opening day So I get to miss the opener and go to a boring azz wedding with people I don't know.... or I skip out to hunt and get put in the doghouse. I need to schedule these things better. Vent over.

[JT]

I hear you. I had a buddy get married on opening morning one year that I had to go to because I was a groomsman. I never forgave him for that. Id skip out and go to the dog house. you can always get out of there or find another GF.

[Muddskipper]

I simply told them I was not going .... if you want me to be there, it better not be on opening day.

When I got married I gave her a 90 day window.

Jan 20 - Mar 10

[JT]

Good advise. If you dont nip that kind of b.s. in the bud right now, you could end up being a "yes" man like moonpie whos told when he can fish and hunt and when he cant.

[aqua pimp]

Yip, everytime I invite Moonpie he ALWAYS says "let me check with the wife" !!!!!!

AQUA PIMP

[aqua pimp]

And out of about 10 invites hes only made it 1 time sheeeesh

AQUA PIMP

[WestEndAngler]

I'd skip it... is it out of town? Drive your as$ back that evening... See you at HarborWalk or Diversionary Canal at 5AM! Them ducks are going to die!!!!

[bountyhunter]

That is not acceptable based on the established man rules. I really hate to do this but if you were to attend any wedding on the opening day of any season we have to revoke your man card........

[JT]

Yip, everytime I invite Moonpie he ALWAYS says "let me check with the wife" !!!!!!

AQUA PIMP

Well, I guess if we had a wife/GF that would kick your azz up to your shoulders on a regular basis we'd be intimidated also.

[WestEndAngler]

Well, I guess if we had a wife/GF that would kick your azz up to your shoulders on a regular basis we'd be intimidated also.

that's one hell of a beatin'!

[Milkjug]

A group of guys was BS'ing about how they get their wives to do this and that for them. One of the fellows says "Last night my wife came to me on her hands and knees". Intruiged, the others said, "What did she do next?". The fellow replied, "She said for me to come out from under the bed and fight like a man".

[Milkjug]

Praise the Lord! Our fair-weather friends cancelled their Sat. morning plans due to this rain, so I don't have to leave for the wedding in Corpus until noon or so.

I will be out there early as heck, scanning the skies for those tasty little rockets

[RonE]

Turns out I had agreed a long time ago to attend one of the GF's friend's weddings this Saturday. Who plans crap like that on any opening day So I get to miss the opener and go to a boring azz wedding with people I don't know.... or I skip out to hunt and get put in the doghouse. I need to schedule these things better. Vent over.

"Crack!" "Crack!" What the heck is that? Oh, it is the sound of the whip!

Pop! Fzzzzzzz......What the heck is that? Oh, that is the sound of someone opening a cold one in the dog house!

[Redfish Rob]

think thats bad i was born opening weekend of deer season. my dad reminds me of it every year that he had to miss.