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    Lecture

    A man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

    The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body.”

    The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”

    The man replies, “My wife.”
    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.
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    HEHE!
    10x spelling bee champ ...... For a full report go to DEANOKNOWS.COM

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    • #3
      Haha! Oldie but goodie......lol

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      • #4
        Ooh! I didn't even see it coming!
        "Curmudgeon only pawn in game of life."


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        • #5
          LOL! good one
          Beer,its not just for breakfast

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          • #6
            lol!
            the fishing was good,it was the catching that was bad.

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            • #7
              HAR !!
              GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.

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