Joke of the Day......

[bountyhunter]

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:

"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee...

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.

He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:

"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says,

"Training for position in United States Congress. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up. Disappear for rest of day."


ON NOVEMBER 2 VOTE THEM ALL OUT OF OFFICE!

[patwilson]

LMAO!!!!!! Good one

[Robalo]

Worthless POS Congress and Gummint

Not all-just the POS Libs!! Get rid of the Dems, make Pelousy shrivel up more, watch Harry Reid become unemployed and hope that Obama moves to his homeland across the Atlantic. can you believe the $18k per month Harvard school BS?-no wonder our tax monies are wasted-sending politicos to Harvard for a month-they should first learn how to count-maybe then the bastages would know what 1000 is-apparently they think $1000 is the same as a billion since it aint their GD money -farkers should all be living in the streets begging for food.

[Pasadena3044]

Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter says , 'Male or female?'

Customer says , 'Female.'

Counter guy asks , 'Black or white?

Customer says , 'White.'

Counter guy asks , 'Christian or Muslim?'

Customer says , 'What the heck does religion have to do with it?'

Counter guy says , 'The Muslim one blows itself up.'

[patwilson]

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Not all-just the POS Libs!! Get rid of the Dems, make Pelousy shrivel up more, watch Harry Reid become unemployed and hope that Obama moves to his homeland across the Atlantic. can you believe the $18k per month Harvard school BS?-no wonder our tax monies are wasted-sending politicos to Harvard for a month-they should first learn how to count-maybe then the bastages would know what 1000 is-apparently they think $1000 is the same as a billion since it aint their GD money -farkers should all be living in the streets begging for food.

[Ibtsoom]

On an out of town trip i stopped at a hotel . Being the Christian man I am, I ask the lady at the front desk "Is porn channel disabled ? " She gave me this go to
heck look and replied " no you sicko ,it's regular porn "

LMAO!!

[plugger]

Double HAR !!

[Robalo]

Stump Porn.

[BILLYSTIX CUSTOM RODS]

i guess this is ok ????

Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, “Nothing”. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behaviour I don't know why he didn't say, “I love you too”. When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

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Boat wouldn't start, can't figure out why, got laid though.



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