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    Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

    When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks!”

    So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck.

    And, although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

    Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man.”

    The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

    The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, very careful where she steps.

    She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on.

    St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

    The happy woman says, “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?”

    The guy says, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck.
    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

  • #2
    LOL

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    • #3
      Haha..... Good one!

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      • #4
        LMAO!!
        Shut up and FISH!!

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        • #5
          lol so your wife stepped on a duck?

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          • #6
            Har !!
            GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.

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            • #7
              Thanks for the laugh

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              • #8
                LOL
                Beer,its not just for breakfast

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                • #9
                  LOL! Note to self watch out for duck's in the afterlife.
                  I LIVE IN A SMALL COMMUNITY WITH A LARGE PROBLEM AND A PROBLEM.

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                  • #10
                    LOL!!! Thanks for the joke, keep them comming.

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                    • #11
                      good one.
                      the fishing was good,it was the catching that was bad.

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