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    I was walking past the mental hospital the other day and all the patients
    were shouting, '13....13....13'

    The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks
    and looked through to see what was going on. Some bastage poked me in the
    eye with a stick.

    Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'
    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

  • #2
    That's funny!

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    • #3
      lol you are breaking out all of the old jokes!!

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      • #4
        How do you keep Robalo happy in his old age? Tell him a joke when he's young.
        Honk if you love Jesus.
        Text while driving if you want to meet him.

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        • #5
          You did'nt stick around for 15?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by mjh View Post
            You did'nt stick around for 15?
            Naw dude I was 15
            Shut up and FISH!!

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            • #7
              Oh yea I see that now!

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              • #8
                and then some!
                At his baptism, Sam Houston was told his sins were washed away. He reportedly replied, “I pity the fish downstream.” - Nov. 19, 1854 - Independence, Texas

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Robalo View Post
                  I was walking past the mental hospital the other day and all the patients
                  were shouting, '13....13....13'

                  The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks
                  and looked through to see what was going on. Some bastage poked me in the
                  eye with a stick.

                  Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'
                  I like to tell that joke with a midget and the mental guy has a "lisp" And use "sixty tree" "sixty tree" Then sixty foor sixty foor. Love that joke. good one robalo
                  Bacon Bacon Bacon!!!

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                  • #10
                    LOL I was 16...? Daggum nut cases... I thought it was rainman...
                    We are West End Anglers, a saltwater tribe!

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                    • #11
                      LOL!
                      Beer,its not just for breakfast

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