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    So I'm choppin' up some creole tomatoes I brought home from La. NIP I got a little blase' with the knife and nipped my finger. Clean it up and compress the wound with a cotton ball. Darn. No band aids in the cabinet. So I head to the kitchen where I have a brand new med kit on the counter. Rather than open the thing with both hands, I try one hand so I won't lose the pressure on my finger. I bust through the plastic packaging with my thumb OUCH. I know that didn't feel good, but I keep unraveling the plastic and get into it to find the right size band aid. It was then I noticed the blood all over everything. I had ripped my thumb up pretty good on the plastic.

    Now it's one thing to nip your finger with a knife. Anyone who has cooked or cleaned fish/game has done it. But to hurt yourself worse opening a med kit. LMAO. I feel like Charlie Brown. It's hard typing with all these band aids on too.

    So people, if you hurt yourself, do be careful with those first aid kits. They're DANGEROUS.


    Anybody got a similar story so I don't feel like such a moron? (I know IBTSOOM will say, "Nope, you're the only one.")
    From 1970-1997, true heaven on Earth existed on the banks of Bayou Cook. "Hey Dad, Thanks for buying the Camp."

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    Nancy hands


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    Shut up and FISH!!

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    • #3
      Just think of how much injury you could've prevented if you would've just purchased a simple box of band-aids instead of having to rummage thru a first-aid kit. Just sayin'

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      • #4
        What a maroon. Looks like the dish turned out:

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        • #5
          a Louisiana aggy.

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          • #6
            LMAO. Oh, I had the box of band aids . . . . but it was empty. The First Aid kit was to replace the one at the camp. Now it's got blood all over everything. The good news is my finger is fine already. The thumb . . . . not so much. It's gonna take a few more days.
            From 1970-1997, true heaven on Earth existed on the banks of Bayou Cook. "Hey Dad, Thanks for buying the Camp."

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            • #7
              Sounds like you need some salt water therapy
              But not any near your hands...
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              • #8
                I'm about 90%. I reckoned it was safe to come out to da bayou. Nothing's leaking anymore.
                From 1970-1997, true heaven on Earth existed on the banks of Bayou Cook. "Hey Dad, Thanks for buying the Camp."

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                • #9
                  Too funny... yeah, i've chopped the tip off several of them.. crazy that they all grew back with no need to replace the skin.. the skin just fills in.. must have been something in the plastic that cut you or sharp edge.. paper cuts are the worst.
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                  • #10
                    It made a pretty jagged rip right along the side of the nail. it's 98% now. Got a big old box of band aids in my medicine cabinet now.
                    From 1970-1997, true heaven on Earth existed on the banks of Bayou Cook. "Hey Dad, Thanks for buying the Camp."

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