Neighbor Wars--- Let the games begin

[lurefisher]

albert can hang out in my yard in a speedo anytime. lol
lurefisher.....not so much
michelle

OK Michelle,now-now thats wasn't what you were saying last week when we were trying to take pictures of the dolphins!

[PasadenaMan]

I thought about that too, but if she doesn't live there I am sure she does not get mail there anymore...

SO why now look up if they have an alternate address in teh county's appraisal dsitricts site, or even better have it sent to their parents house if you can find their address online.

[Gilbert]

SO why now look up if they have an alternate address in teh county's appraisal dsitricts site, or even better have it sent to their parents house if you can find their address online.

yup. what's the address to the lot? mail gets forwarded to what ever address they list as primary if they don't go down there alot. I can sing them up for some pretty ronchy stuff.

[GGF]

LOL! Reminds me of my old neighbor. Whenever he had his trees trimmed he would have them take the debris down my driveway so his didn't get dirty. One day Mrs. GGF came home and there was a wood chipper parked in our driveway and they were chipping away. She blocked in in with her SUV and called the police and a wrecker. The police impounded it, citing the trimming company and neighbor with tresspass. I think it ended up costing the guy an extra 1500 because he had to pay both citations and the impound fees.

This was after several conversations with the guy for previous transgressions.

I finally had a gate put across my drive (not because of that) and he tried to sue me. LOL!

Some people.

[Troutickler]

Buy a couple if bags of dry pinto beans and when the grass starts to grow back in the spring sprinkle said bag of beans in her yard! They grow at least ten times as fast as grass does! So she'll have nice foot long bean stalks growing above her normal grass!! Every time she cuts the grass sprinkle some more then watch and laugh as she wonders what the F those little trees are!!

That's a nice little Halloween prank we used to do when I was younger!

[Walker]

Don't know if you can adapt this, but this was how I got even with a guy that pissed me off some years ago.

Let's say his name was Danny....

I got my wife to call his house during the day when I knew he was not home. His wife would answer the phone, and my wife would ask for Danny.

His wife would say "He's not here" or something like that, and my wife would hang up on her.

This went on for a few days.

Finally, when my wife asked for Danny, his wife said "Who is this?"

My wife quickly asked her back "Who is THIS?"

His wife said "This is his wife!"

My wife screamed "HE TOLD ME HE WAS NOT MARRIED!" and hung up on her for the last time.

I think I got even.

(That was back in the days before caller ID)

[reeltime]

Don't know if you can adapt this, but this was how I got even with a guy that pissed me off some years ago.

Let's say his name was Danny....

I got my wife to call his house during the day when I knew he was not home. His wife would answer the phone, and my wife would ask for Danny.

His wife would say "He's not here" or something like that, and my wife would hang up on her.

This went on for a few days.

Finally, when my wife asked for Danny, his wife said "Who is this?"

My wife quickly asked her back "Who is THIS?"

His wife said "This is his wife!"

My wife screamed "HE TOLD ME HE WAS NOT MARRIED!" and hung up on her for the last time.

I think I got even.

(That was back in the days before caller ID)

..........goood one walker

[reeltime]

BTW if anybody want's to dump gravel or road base on my property there won't be any complaining........ike did a number on my drive way.

[Hogie70]

WTF...? This thread took a wrong turn in Albuquerque... LMAO....!

[michelle]

WTF...? This thread took a wrong turn in Albuquerque... LMAO....!

ok keith, i see your feeling are hurt. you can wear a speedo in my yard anytime too.

[Hogie70]

I'm on my way... And its not a pretty sight... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!!!!!!!!!

[RonE]

Buy a couple if bags of dry pinto beans and when the grass starts to grow back in the spring sprinkle said bag of beans in her yard! They grow at least ten times as fast as grass does! So she'll have nice foot long bean stalks growing above her normal grass!! Every time she cuts the grass sprinkle some more then watch and laugh as she wonders what the F those little trees are!!

That's a nice little Halloween prank we used to do when I was younger!

What a great idea!

[reeltime]

What a great idea!

hey ron what's your address in rockport i will be heading that way to plant some beansjust kidding.....were having a gettogether down there your more than welcome to come.

[plugger]

Great ideas all !! MICHELLE, I don't have a speedo , but I can show up anyway. I can work on my head to toe tan MILKJUG, I'll PM you with my address for those x-rated item catalogs.

[RonE]

hey ron what's your address in rockport i will be heading that way to plant some beansjust kidding.....were having a gettogether down there your more than welcome to come.

Tell me when and where and I will try to be there. What are you coming down here for? Fishing? Drinking?