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  • Weather man got my heart pumping Fall/Winter Trout HEAR WE COME GWaahahaha!!!!

    FWE Brew Crew
    So im watching the evening news as I do around five and the weather man had one of these big blue things coming across the USA toward us and he said that it was going to get dryer and a bit cooler. Well my wife saw this great big smile hit my face and boy did she respond with noway buster I know what your thinking, its winter/fall trout time and your disappearing every afternoon and every weekend day to go do your tournaments, smoke cigars, and hang out with your buddies at the marinas. I said ...... Well Ya....Still smiling... She said I just happen to have that honey do list we discussed mid summer and there are several items that are still left undone... My position is.... Those where tentatively scheduled and unfortunately I do not have enough time to get those items taken care of anymore, we had no signed contract in place and she never asked for a hard schedule of completion.... Her position is.... Better get them done or suffer the consequences... So Im gambling, Im betting the consequences wont be too bad and IM READY TO GO FISHING FOR SOME REAL FAT GIRLZ.. Come on winter, be a good one, come on trout, lets see that 9#er. I mean whats the worst she will do. She can be pretty mean so Im really taking a chance.

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    Treat her like a princess all the time and when those fishing Windows come around she will be more accommodating. If she still doesn't relent , do what I do .... Kick and scream while flopping around on the floor then hold my breath until I turn blue and my eyes bulge out . That scares the heck out of the cats but it sometimes work .
    GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.

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    • #3
      ^^^^^ Bwaaaaahahahahahahaha!

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      • #4
        If she threatens to 'cut you off', look her straight in the eyes and say "Ya can't because ya don't know where I'm getting it"-worked great on my ex-wife when I told her that and JT's ex-wife when he told her that. Just don't keep your fishing stuff at the house if ya know what's good for them.
        "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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        • #5
          Yep....when you sign that marriage contract, life as you once knew it changes. The best policy is don't get married and get yourself in those situations.

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          • #6
            Your a hard group I tell ya.... If I listen to you guys Im getting a divorce for sure.

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            • #7
              Yes , remember this is a fishing site , not your recommended , solid marital advice source .
              GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.

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              • #8
                ^^^^ What he said...

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                • #9
                  LOL, too funny Kenny. Better get busy.. errrr, I mean with with the chores buddy.
                  TroutSupport.comsigpic

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by TroutSupport View Post
                    LOL, too funny Kenny. Better get busy.. errrr, I mean with with the chores buddy.
                    Hey buddy, that's not me!!! I got all my honey dos done while I was laid off.
                    Mirrolure Pro Staff

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                    • #11
                      Its mark Tobin.... Problem is, I asked Kenny to come help me and he said tough stuff dude Im fishing that day.. I just cant win.

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