Stone crabs

[Ibtsoom]

What?

[plugger]

Sweet Mike , why is it not funny to you but others post sweet on every post they make and you see it funny ?


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I mean , the colors man the colors .

[Termo]

They shouldn't take any claws.......stoned crabs need both claws to twist one up!

I DO NOT advocate the use of herb for any crabs under the age of 21!!!!!!!

[H.Maier]

What about horned frogs? Them's some smoking s.o.b's.

[Termo]

I apologize HLF for jacking your thread..........I am a member of the Citizens For Stone Crab Safety here in Texas. Our organization keeps these dangerous creatures out of the hands of the unsuspecting public. Eating stone crabs can result in maladies such as low shell pain, shell shock, stuffed crab cakes, crab balls and clawcoma. If anyone comes across some of these creatures at a seafood market, please PM me immediately so I can get them off the shelves. No thanks necessary......it's my honor and duty to unselfishly serve this great state.

[Robalo]

As long as they can pass a drug test, stoned crabs should be able to get a SNAP Card or unemployment-but once that claw grows back, it's off the public dole!!!

[Robalo]

What about horned frogs? Them's some smoking s.o.b's.

At Texas Christian University, smoking as well as drinking is not an approved campus activity. Even the fine ladies can't be in Playboy or they get expelled-just like Baylor.

[HLF]

Termo - no worries, I'm enjoying the show.

While I would never knowingly break the law, I would be happy to join the "research team" that will evaluate the effect of taking and eating both claws. I predict increased weight gain in fishermen and families of fishermen.

[Termo]

One more stone crab side effect.......clawstrophobia! heeeheeeeheeee.

[lurefisher]

One more stone crab side effect.......clawstrophobia! heeeheeeeheeee.

Sweet !


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[S-troop]

I apologize HLF for jacking your thread..........I am a member of the Citizens For Stone Crab Safety here in Texas. Our organization keeps these dangerous creatures out of the hands of the unsuspecting public. Eating stone crabs can result in maladies such as low shell pain, shell shock, stuffed crab cakes, crab balls and clawcoma. If anyone comes across some of these creatures at a seafood market, please PM me immediately so I can get them off the shelves. No thanks necessary......it's my honor and duty to unselfishly serve this great state.

Perfect!


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[H.Maier]

I apologize HLF for jacking your thread..........I am a member of the Citizens For Stone Crab Safety here in Texas. Our organization keeps these dangerous creatures out of the hands of the unsuspecting public. Eating stone crabs can result in maladies such as low shell pain, shell shock, stuffed crab cakes, crab balls and clawcoma. If anyone comes across some of these creatures at a seafood market, please PM me immediately so I can get them off the shelves. No thanks necessary......it's my honor and duty to unselfishly serve this great state.

You're too funny, brah! Just like me you could care less about a fonky-azz crab. Keep it up, lmao.

[plugger]

Thank you termo for unshellfishly donating your time to help stoned crabs .

[lurefisher]

Thank you termo for unshellfishly donating your time to help stoned crabs .

Stoned crabs remind me of smoked oysters in the can , I tried them once and couldn't keep them lit !


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