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    The Perfect Wife

    I'm the luckiest guy in the world. Been married 45 years, and am proud to say that I have the ideal wife. She's a wonderful cook & homemaker, a great companion, and ......wait for it. She washes the boat when I come in and also washes my lures and hangs them up to dry!

    In fact, she was so proud, because when I got home today, she had sprayed the stern and bottom of the skiff she could reach with clorox to kill the algae. I'd be tempted to say they don't make 'em like that anymore, but I'm not sure they've ever been like that.
    "GET OFF MY REEF!"
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  • #2
    Lucky man!!!!
    Mirrolure Pro Staff

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    • #3
      Sounds like she's a keepr, for sure, at least for 45 years! Congrats!!!

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      • #4
        If she put up with you for 45...she's like the Jamaica Beach version of Mother Theresa...God bless her!


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        Don't be a Nancy!
        If it smells like fish....you know I've been there!

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        • #5
          Mother Theresa aspired to be her.
          From 1970-1997, true heaven on Earth existed on the banks of Bayou Cook. "Hey Dad, Thanks for buying the Camp."

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          • #6
            She ought to be granted a formal declaration of Sainthood for hanging around there for 45 years.

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            • #7
              Mine won't wash the boat but she will damn sure help me get it dirty, that's close enough for me. Good going Kenny. 45 Years gotta be doin' something right!!


              Beandaddy

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              • #8
                Mine likes it when I kiss her ---. And for those who've seen or know her, you understand what a pleasure it can be!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by FlatoutFishin View Post
                  If she put up with you for 45...she's like the Jamaica Beach version of Mother Theresa...God bless her!


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                  HAR ! Congratulations on 45 wonderful years . I count myself lucky if my wife forgets to give me my daily beating .
                  GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.

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                  • #10
                    I brag on my wife all the time and after 33 years I still brag on her, but she doesn't wash my boat. Will have to let her read this and give her a good talking too about neglecting her duties......I'll send y'all my hospital room number when I wake up......
                    Pro Staff - Bounty Hunter Turbo Buzz, Creme Lures, New Pro Products, & K9 Fishing Fluorocarbon

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                    • #11
                      Kenny:

                      My boats need washing also. can ya send her over-I live close by.

                      Ya lucky bastage!!
                      "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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                      • #12
                        Been marreid 28 years in a few weeks and she does not fish or hunt but she does other things real good .

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by coachlaw View Post
                          Mother Theresa aspired to be her.
                          Dang right, Mother Theresa never washed a boat...

                          Congrats to both Kenny and his truly Better Half for a long marriage.

                          Mrs. Oleander and I just recently celebrated our 25th.
                          At his baptism, Sam Houston was told his sins were washed away. He reportedly replied, “I pity the fish downstream.” - Nov. 19, 1854 - Independence, Texas

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