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  • My Irish Wife Lara...

    True enough...
    Three friends married women from different parts of the world ... The
    first man married a G r e e k girl. He told her that she was to do
    the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the
    third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put
    away.

    The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she
    was to do ... all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day
    he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By
    the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and
    there was a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man married a girl from Ireland . He ordered her to keep
    the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot
    meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see
    anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the
    third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
    little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could
    fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some
    difficulty when he urinates.




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  • #2
    Lol. Good one. My Mom was Irish, Magee, and ran a tight ship!

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    • #3
      Nice!
      "Curmudgeon only pawn in game of life."


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      • #4
        Good one!

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        • #5
          HAR!
          GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.

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          • #6
            Too good!!


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            • #7
              Lol

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              • #8
                Mrs. Oleander is Irish (and Greek). I'll leave it at that, or I'll get into trouble...
                At his baptism, Sam Houston was told his sins were washed away. He reportedly replied, “I pity the fish downstream.” - Nov. 19, 1854 - Independence, Texas

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