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    One of my dental labs sent this box of chocolate to me and my staff . 24 by 12 1/2 inches ! I never saw one this big - HAR ! It could be used as a weapon . I'm not sure if we are to eat it or that they sent it to drum up patients by our distributing it to the public .

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    GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.

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    I need to lay that down . I just noticed that my stomach casts a shadow .
    GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by plugger View Post
      I need to lay that down . I just noticed that my stomach casts a shadow .
      Us portly types would say "Tool Shed", not stomach.

      Leave the box at The Sand bar with a note on it-FOR ROBALO TO FLAVOR HIS BEER.
      "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by plugger View Post
        I need to lay that down . I just noticed that my stomach casts a shadow .

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Robalo View Post
          Us portly types would say "Tool Shed", not stomach.

          Leave the box at The Sand bar with a note on it-FOR ROBALO TO FLAVOR HIS BEER.
          Ah , OK , THANKS FOR THE INSTRUCTION .
          GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.

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          • #6
            I figured yall would give each other floss or mouthwash.. Something less cavity inducing.
            Shut up and FISH!!

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            • #7
              Give me some time.....this one's too easy.......
              Captain, Galveston County Blue Team Fish Killers
              "Fishing Guide"-A person who contributes to the delinquency of a liar.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Termo View Post
                Give me some time.....this one's too easy.......
                Oh chit-can't wait.
                "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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                • #9
                  HENRY!!!!! Ask your suppliers for a box that big of COHIBAS!!!!! They're legal now!!!!
                  JERRY!!!!! Get us a case of Cuban rum...it's awesome....bring it on the boat for the fishing trip we're planning!
                  I want some of those Cuban mountain-grown ready-rolls!
                  (Yes, Henry...you're fat).
                  Captain, Galveston County Blue Team Fish Killers
                  "Fishing Guide"-A person who contributes to the delinquency of a liar.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Termo View Post
                    HENRY!!!!! Ask your suppliers for a box that big of COHIBAS!!!!! They're legal now!!!!
                    JERRY!!!!! Get us a case of Cuban rum...it's awesome....bring it on the boat for the fishing trip we're planning!
                    I want some of those Cuban mountain-grown ready-rolls!
                    (Yes, Henry...you're fat).
                    I don't like Rum or Bourbon-drank wayyy too much Rum and Bourbon (yes, I even put Dr. Pepper in my Rum when I ran outta Cokes-urrrppp) when I was 18 y.o. and sold lots of Buicks in the Parking Lot. Now the taste and smell of rum and bourbon makes me wanna Obama on the floor or in the nearest toity. I'll bring the beer and Rum-you drink the rum.
                    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Termo View Post
                      Give me some time.....this one's too easy.......
                      Now , let's not be too harsh . I have hypo - thyroidism , crippled with arthritis , and had back surgery . All in all I'm rather sickly .
                      GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Ibtsoom View Post
                        I figured yall would give each other floss or mouthwash.. Something less cavity inducing.
                        Some specialists that I would refer a patient to would at this time of year make a monetary contribution in my name to a dental school or worthy institution . I dump those and favor the ones that send gifts . HAR!
                        GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.

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                        • #13
                          Sir , we've been sent by THE AMERICAN DENTAL ASSOCIATION . Now , carefully place the box on the floor and slowly back away . We WILL taze you !
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Robalo View Post
                            Us portly types would say "Tool Shed", not stomach.

                            Leave the box at The Sand bar with a note on it-FOR ROBALO TO FLAVOR HIS BEER.
                            Some of us have it to make shade so mama don't get a sun burn on her forehead when she's out in the boat with me , we'll never mind !!!!
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by lurefisher View Post
                              Some of us have it to make shade so mama don't get a sun burn on her forehead when she's out in the boat with me , we'll never mind !!!!
                              Rep sent!!!

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