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I always seem to put on a few pounds around Halloween for some reason
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My wife was gone so I was unsupervised . One thing led to another . I got a scolding from my wife and daughter later that night after they had searched for the candy bag .GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.Comment
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I brought the Jack-O-Lantern out to the bayou. No trick or treaters out here either??????From 1970-1997, true heaven on Earth existed on the banks of Bayou Cook. "Hey Dad, Thanks for buying the Camp."Comment
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Henry;
I figured you'd be giving some gummy bears and other candies that stick to teeth and rot them. Wasn't it dentists that started the Candy giving on Halloween?
"Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.Comment
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Well, Henry, I hoped you brushed and flossed after that binge.
You do floss? After every meal, right?
(that's the same guilt trip my dentist lays into me, each visit)At his baptism, Sam Houston was told his sins were washed away. He reportedly replied, “I pity the fish downstream.” - Nov. 19, 1854 - Independence, Texas
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