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    So last night I sneak out on the deck to hide so I could smoke a cigarette without my wife knowing and sitting in my green light is these three very large ominous shadows.one of these shadows aggressively turns and nails a littlr bait fish. Well my heart sank as I guessed at the size of this trout but all I can say boys is she was big. I mean really big.so in my PJs I run and grab my rod with a mirror dine on it and quietly sneak out on the dock. Well this demon trout at every cast would charge at the lure and then turn look at me abd with its port side fin flip me off as she wouldn't strike the damn thing. One of her buddy a took a wack at it, but not her. She would just mock me. So I didn't realize it but I was on that damn dock throwing too this evil specimen for 4 damn hours with no luck. Im heading out to the dock tonight with a shotgun tonight. This demon fish must be beaten.

  • #2
    Toss something live out there
    MANVEL MOB

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    • #3
      Try a shrimp! I've had the same thing happen-even followed it and turned away at last second when I thought she was gonna take it.
      "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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      • #4
        Maybe she wanted a cigarette
        MANVEL MOB

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        • #5
          Fish like this dont smoke cigarettes. They smoke thosr giant admiral cigars.

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          • #6
            Lol
            MANVEL MOB

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            • #7
              Or a gummy fly just ask WEA
              MANVEL MOB

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              • #8
                I'm going to try and get her today !
                10x spelling bee champ ...... For a full report go to DEANOKNOWS.COM

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                • #9
                  I set up my red fly rod this morning gonna keep that on hand. Im also goingvto go get a pint of real large shrimp anf put in my dock barrel. Maybe ill get lucky

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by westbaytroutassasin View Post
                    I set up my red fly rod this morning gonna keep that on hand. Im also goingvto go get a pint of real large shrimp anf put in my dock barrel. Maybe ill get lucky
                    With the GF or fish? Either or both is likely a good thing.
                    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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                    • #11
                      She only loves me when I pay the credit card bills.

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                      • #12
                        Try a large live shad free lined.
                        Son of the Republic

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                        • #13
                          Cast net.
                          West End Anglers - You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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                          • #14
                            Moonpie. Now your talking. But I dont believe CCA will let me get away with that one.

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                            • #15
                              Tie a M-80 to that 'Dine!

                              Captain, Galveston County Blue Team Fish Killers
                              "Fishing Guide"-A person who contributes to the delinquency of a liar.

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