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the link to the voicemail.. man he sounded scared. wife was probably on the other end of the house while he tried to make this call.
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the link to the voicemail.. man he sounded scared. wife was probably on the other end of the house while he tried to make this call. -
give it a second to load.Comment
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a 9 iron and a 5 karat diamond ring can do some damage to the faceBeer,its not just for breakfastComment
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OK, my last post on this:
• Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
• What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
• Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
• Nike just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers called - Elin Woods ..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."
• Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family—his new name: Cheetah
• Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?"Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.Comment
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Here are a few more......Originally posted by Robalo View Post
What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They're both in danger of being clubbed by Norwegians!
Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree.
Based on Tiger's interests, his new product endorsements will be for Hostess.
His wife Elin told police that she went for a rescue wood, but it looks like she really went for the driver.
Did you hear that he inspired a new Kung Fu movie to be released? "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant."
Did you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning? Then you can say that you outdrove Tiger Woods.
Tiger just lost his endorsement with Gillette because now they can't use his ad in which he says, "This was my closest shave yet."
Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She's teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.
What do Tiger and Elin have in common? They both try to club his balls as hard as possible.
Tiger's confused. Every OTHER time he made a hole-in-one, everyone was all happy about it.
Usually Tiger makes it onto the fairway, but he's in trouble on this round because he put one into the bush.
Did you hear about Tiger's last outing? He drove into a tree, then ended up with a bad lie.
What kind of club did Elin swing at Tiger? Looks like it was a b!#ching wedge.Pro Staff - Bounty Hunter Turbo Buzz, Creme Lures, New Pro Products, & K9 Fishing Fluorocarbon
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The one liners are just getting started . Has Letterman gotten into him yet ?
GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.Comment
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