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  • Hello , i'm not normal

    9 am today i was in my laboratory pounding down raw matagorda oysters , club crackers , catsup with lots of lemon juice and horse radish . The staff has come to expect the unexpected .
    GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.

  • #2
    Like evil science type laboratory?
    Shut up and FISH!!

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    • #3
      Sounds normal to me.


      Curmudgeon only pawn in game of life.
      "Curmudgeon only pawn in game of life."


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      • #4
        I doubt they will expect that noxious cloud that's 'gonna be drifting around the office in a couple of hours!
        Captain, Galveston County Blue Team Fish Killers
        "Fishing Guide"-A person who contributes to the delinquency of a liar.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Termo View Post
          I doubt they will expect that noxious cloud that's 'gonna be drifting around the office in a couple of hours!
          A new meaning of being "gassed" at the Dentist :-)


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          • #6
            Yeah , every dental office has a lab where instruments are cleaned and sterilized , lath , polisher and such . Also good for putting lures in the ultrasonic for cleaning , drilling holes to convert 52 mr to 51 mr , and such .
            GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ibtsoom View Post
              like evil science type laboratory?
              yeah , but in that case it's called the " la-boor -ratory , like where the monster was brought to life in the creepy castle .
              GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.

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              • #8
                How's Abby Normal doing?
                "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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                • #9
                  Wasn't that the girl that worked at the "Chrystal Pistol" back in the 80's ?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by JT View Post
                    Wasn't that the girl that worked at the "Chrystal Pistol" back in the 80's ?
                    That was Lotta Luvinufurmony. It was a sad day when that place closed-all those unfortunate unemployed workers.
                    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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                    • #11
                      Yep..but those girls didn't sit around on their as$s collecting unemployment like a bunch of garden slugs that do today.

                      They went right out and found other work.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by JT View Post
                        Yep..but those girls didn't sit around on their as$s collecting unemployment like a bunch of garden slugs that do today.

                        They went right out and found other work.
                        Yes, the "JT Stimulus Program" was a financial success for many!!! I'm certain Lotta still sends you Christmas Cards each year.
                        "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by plugger View Post
                          9 am today i was in my laboratory pounding down raw matagorda oysters , club crackers , catsup with lots of lemon juice and horse radish . The staff has come to expect the unexpected .
                          I'd bet you couldn't run that staff off with a bucket of chit and a wet mop. Oysters for lunch and fine Cuban cigars afterwards. Can I get on making wooden teeth?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Curmudgeon View Post
                            Sounds normal to me.


                            Curmudgeon only pawn in game of life.
                            That's because you're not normal either .
                            GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by H.Maier View Post
                              I'd bet you couldn't run that staff off with a bucket of chit and a wet mop. Oysters for lunch and fine Cuban cigars afterwards. Can I get on making wooden teeth?

                              Nah , they scattered averting their eyes leaving me alone to devour my oysters . No worries about anyone pilfering my plump beautys .
                              GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.

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