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    yes , my friends , the latest innovation for the benefit of mankind has arriived ! History will rank the pocket shot among the great advancements of the human race .....the wheel , anti-biotics , flight , breast implants , the corky and such .

    Pile up on the freeway while going to work and it's a parking lot and you can't reach your bottle of whiskey under the seat because it's lodged tight against the .45 acp semi-auto ? Pocket shot !!

    Have jury duty , long line at the post office , stuck in an office meeting ? Pocket shot !!

    Can't fit your bottle of hootch in your briefcase or the boss is becoming suspicious that you always carry a briefcase as a shrimp boat deck hand ? Pocket shot !!


    Your flask making an obvious bulge in your back pocket and mis-aligning your spine causeing a painful , unnatural gait ? Pocket shot !!

    Well , i could go on about the long girly movies your girlfriend makes you see at the theater with her and the overly long church services , but , by now you have already mentally pictured your own unique situations where the pocket shot will help you even IN the most difficult of ciRcumstances . Pocket shot !!

    OVER 1 1/2 OUNCES OF THE NECTOR OF THE GODS THAT WILL HAVE YOU SEWING EXTRA POCKETS ON EVERY SHIRT ....... POCKET SHOT !!
    GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.

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    Plugger , man, thats is some funny chit bro ! Great Laugh !
    FPIII

    Salt Water Fishn Is My Heritage

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    • #3
      Har ! They had those at the checkout counter at spec's . They were new to me . I asked the cashier ...really ? We have to have quick access , stat status , to booze to engage immediate threats to our peacefull inner self . I keep one at my office as a prank with select patients for a laugh . I had to post it up...too much .
      GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.

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      • #4
        LMAO! you should do a commercial for them!
        the fishing was good,it was the catching that was bad.

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        • #5
          That would be a lot easier to hide in my desk drawer than the 1.75l of Dewar's I have in their currently.
          "Shut up and jerk your croaker" - James Fox

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          • #6
            I'm afraid to add my comments-I'll get banned. Good one Plugger.
            "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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            • #7
              Aged 4 years. lol
              "Nobody's so poor that democrats can't get rich screwing 'em."
              boom

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              • #8
                Pocket shot !

                Sadly, they don't make a Scotch flavor..


                Curmudgeon only pawn in game of life.
                "Curmudgeon only pawn in game of life."


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                • #9
                  Ah , bruce sounds like he's been in the know for some time . They had vodka and tequilla also where i got the whiskey . Bruce , if you have to nit-pick over alcohol like that ...and the aged 4 whole years smirking comment ....then you don't need the pocket shot . The concept is not based on people like yourself who can wait until late evening to sip and savor a fine 15 year old scotch . By gosh , man , the pocket shot for me is more akin to morphine for a total third degree burn victum . This is an emergency , man . I don't care who manufactered the morphine , i need it now !
                  GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.

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                  • #10
                    What about selling another "pocket" item with it-like pocket *****?

                    It'll go well with the comments ya made Plugger about pocket whiskey and would be a "companion" to an amorous drunken binge.
                    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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                    • #11
                      Only drawback I see is it will end up in the bays. SS flask returnable would be nicer. But only refilled with Texas Bourbon or Shine. My pockets have some kind odd weird herb in them so it will be hard to give up one.
                      "Nobody's so poor that somebody can't get rich screwing 'em."

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                      • #12
                        Too Funny Henry, Thanks for the laugh.

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                        • #13
                          They could have those at the door in AA meetings in case they can't make it an hour.

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                          • #14
                            Bet they have em in D.C. for sure

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                            • #15
                              Gee , Robalo ..... Pocket ....bread , banjo , donut , fudge , herbs , prune , rolls , sauce , taffy ? Golly , I'm stumped .
                              GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.

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