So Sunday I was working a bunch out in the yard. One of the things I've learned to do with our gumbo soil here is to keep it moist. So I have soaker hoses all around my slab. I inspected all my hoses and ran them for a few hours. Monday morning I went out to do combat with my pet poison ivy vine and I notice that my soaker hose is gone! Some turd thief actually stole my soaker hose. So Gillie, now I know how you felt.
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I just joined Gilbert's club - The stolen hose club.
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Maybe Gitmo ran outta hoses to do water torture and needed a new one?"Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.
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Just a guess here man but it's probably in order for the thief to be able to convey water from it's source to another location without having to carry it in a bucket.Originally posted by Gilbert View Postits jacked up. I still can't understand the reason behind stealing a water hose.
Shut up and FISH!!
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Stolen is only in my vocabulary because I've been stolen from quite a bit. Most stuff was stolen by people I knew and cared about. This one is a real mystery.From 1970-1997, true heaven on Earth existed on the banks of Bayou Cook. "Hey Dad, Thanks for buying the Camp."
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