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[RonE]

And since this thread has digressed into buying birthday presents, it is story time....

A biker walks into a crowded bar and gets a beer and a shot and looks around for a place to sit down. There is a vacant spot at a table with two guys sitting drinking and the biker walks up and inquires if he might sit down and join the two guys.
As it turns out one of the guys is an attorney and the other is a doctor and they are talking about birthday presents that they gave their wives. The attorney says that for her last birthday he gave his wife a trip to Hawaii and in the case that she didn't have a good time he also gave her a set of diamond earrings so that she would know that he loved her.
The doctor said that for his wifes last birthday he gave her a new Mercedes and in case she didn't like the car, he gave her a mink coat so that she would know that he loved her.
The doctor and the attorney turn to the biker and ask: "What did you get for your wife for her last birthday?" The biker, by this time on his second shot and beer replied that for his 'Ole Ladies' last birthday he got her a Tee Shirt and a vibrator in case she didn't like the Tee Shirt.

[bountyhunter]

Sounds good, thanks for giving her a chance to earn your business. They have been around since 1939 and are struggling to make it thru these hard times. Sure wish NOBAMA would give companies like this bail out money, but I will not go there.

NOBO is a joke!!!!!!!!

My wife doesn't wear too much jewlery, but I might just have to stop in and get her a little something. Her Bday and our Anniversary is coming up the first part of next month. Worse part about our anniversary is I might be in Colorado, and she can't take off work to come with me.

NOBO has us all bent over...........

[RonE]

I need to get in there and get the Ol lady some ear rings...

I don't dare call my wife 'the ole lady'. How do you get away with it?

[Explorer21]

Sounds good, thanks for giving her a chance to earn your business. They have been around since 1939 and are struggling to make it thru these hard times. Sure wish NOBAMA would give companies like this bail out money, but I will not go there.

[FlatoutFishin]

Monte,
They have all kinds of Shriner jewelry and other items at their store. They also have a catalog you can order from. Let me know when you might drop by and I will let Donna know.

Cool...I'll come by sometime in early September when we return from Colorado.

[dbarham]

Yeh RIGHT her Bday is oct.23 DUANE and i need something for her,you think they sell hers and Sneekypete"s kinda jewelry there?

wheres sneekypete been? he dont post anymore

[Explorer21]

Monte,
They have all kinds of Shriner jewelry and other items at their store. They also have a catalog you can order from. Let me know when you might drop by and I will let Donna know.

[FlatoutFishin]

Your welcome and I went by the store today on the way to the island and the flyers look great on the window. I am hoping it helps bring a few people out there.

Yes, he can talk your ear off about fishing all day long. That is what happens when you are a Shriner Clown!

Hey a Shriner...my wife works at Shriners Hospital in Houston. They have any Shriner related jewelry or charms at the shop or know how to get some?

[Explorer21]

Well I didn't get to see Donna, but I thought I'd never get out of there. Got to talking to her dad and I'd still be there if the phone hadn't rang. Not complaining he is a great guy to talk with and I wish I had more time to talk.

BTW Thanks Mike!!!!!!!

Your welcome and I went by the store today on the way to the island and the flyers look great on the window. I am hoping it helps bring a few people out there.

Yes, he can talk your ear off about fishing all day long. That is what happens when you are a Shriner Clown!

[lurefisher]

yeah rite!!!!

Yeh RIGHT her Bday is oct.23 DUANE and i need something for her,you think they sell hers and Sneekypete"s kinda jewelry there?

[bountyhunter]

[dbarham]

Prolly means nipple stud or worse....

worse

[FlatoutFishin]

yeah rite!!!!

Prolly means nipple stud or worse....

[dbarham]

I need to get in there and get the Ol lady some ear rings...

yeah rite!!!!

[lurefisher]

I need to get in there and get the Ol lady some ear rings...