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After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in their years of marriage. On and on: "neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable"; an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. Finally, after allowing this for a time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow.The wife said nothing and sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Will you do this?" The husband replied "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
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Mack (aka MackFisherman2)
Houston & Pirates Cove in Galveston
mackfisherman2@hotmail.com
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, except bears, bears will kill you. -
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lmaoWe are West End Anglers, a saltwater tribe!Comment
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