Anyone been doing any good in Chocolate? I will be down there this weekend.
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Aw, they're messing with ya. Everyone knows there are no fish in Chocolate, but you should try it. Most of this comes from Muddskipper always getting his name in the Gal. Daily News by telling Joe Kent about all the potlickin he has been doing in Chocolate and all the flatties he's catching-it's all a ruse to help sell his old boat that used to have an anchor til "someone" tossed it overboard in an attempt to get a Federal Grant for "reef building".
If ya see a boat with "Nutt Deep" on it, wave at those guys as they pull up on ya and only use one finger in your wave to them-they are known to sometimes have a Sasquatch on board also.
Good luck and good fishing."Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.
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Could be your deodorant? Try Right Guard stick.Originally posted by JbVenableI always wondered why I never catch any fish and there isnt a boat within 1,000 yards of me.
"Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.
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I got a new marketing idea!!!!!!!! Sell bent/curved fishing rods-call em "RECURVE RODS" and get some engineer to explain the scientific basis for the bent rod and that it casts further that a straight rod since the action almost imitates a Bow and Arrow system.
Marketing Gimmick: If enough people use or see them, they won't know if the rod is a "RECURVE" or not and it will eventually convince potlickers that a bent rod is merely a "RECURVE ROD" and will think you are just fishing and not catching!!
I am considering doing an IPO for "RECURVE RODS, LLC" and maybe have First Boston Securities do my Initial Public Offering for the Common Stock (of course, I'll have 51%)-the IPO is expected to generate around $50,000,000 in capital and I bet we can find an engineer that will attest to the RECURVE ROD's ability to outcast a straight rod.
I see a huge market for them in Chocolate and also Mosquito Island-and of course "Kenny's Reef".
"Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.
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HahahahaOriginally posted by Robalo View PostI got a new marketing idea!!!!!!!! Sell bent/curved fishing rods-call em "RECURVE RODS" and get some engineer to explain the scientific basis for the bent rod and that it casts further that a straight rod since the action almost imitates a Bow and Arrow system.
Marketing Gimmick: If enough people use or see them, they won't know if the rod is a "RECURVE" or not and it will eventually convince potlickers that a bent rod is merely a "RECURVE ROD" and will think you are just fishing and not catching!!
I am considering doing an IPO for "RECURVE RODS, LLC" and maybe have First Boston Securities do my Initial Public Offering for the Common Stock (of course, I'll have 51%)-the IPO is expected to generate around $50,000,000 in capital and I bet we can find an engineer that will attest to the RECURVE ROD's ability to outcast a straight rod.
I see a huge market for them in Chocolate and also Mosquito Island-and of course "Kenny's Reef".
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LOL!Originally posted by Robalo View PostAw, they're messing with ya. Everyone knows there are no fish in Chocolate, but you should try it. Most of this comes from Muddskipper always getting his name in the Gal. Daily News by telling Joe Kent about all the potlickin he has been doing in Chocolate and all the flatties he's catching-it's all a ruse to help sell his old boat that used to have an anchor til "someone" tossed it overboard in an attempt to get a Federal Grant for "reef building".
If ya see a boat with "Nutt Deep" on it, wave at those guys as they pull up on ya and only use one finger in your wave to them-they are known to sometimes have a Sasquatch on board also.
Good luck and good fishing.
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