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So there I was, blissfully going about my business in dreamland. Suddenly 2112 bursts into the room. SANDY! WAKE UP BRO! THERE'S A TORNADO COMING RIGHT AT US!
Now over the years, I've experienced a few rude awakenings, but this one is the roughest in my memory. So I stumble around looking for my contact lens solution because I can't see a thing, and I say, "Well, what do you want ME to do about it?" I felt like Lee waking up on the morning of April 9th. I reckoned we were screwed and the only thing we could do about it was surrender. I come out to witness 2 waterspouts coming right at us, and one tearing around in Bastrop Bay. I told him if it hit us, we'd probably just lose the roof. Luckily they all lifted, but it did make me think of implementing some emergency procedures for such an instance. The first that comes to mind is crack all the windows, then everyone get under the bunk beds and bend over and kiss our butts goodbye just in case.
Then we saw a rainbow and it got me thinking that Vic was up there and laughing saying, "Got your lazy butt out of bed didn't I?"
Now over the years, I've experienced a few rude awakenings, but this one is the roughest in my memory. So I stumble around looking for my contact lens solution because I can't see a thing, and I say, "Well, what do you want ME to do about it?" I felt like Lee waking up on the morning of April 9th. I reckoned we were screwed and the only thing we could do about it was surrender. I come out to witness 2 waterspouts coming right at us, and one tearing around in Bastrop Bay. I told him if it hit us, we'd probably just lose the roof. Luckily they all lifted, but it did make me think of implementing some emergency procedures for such an instance. The first that comes to mind is crack all the windows, then everyone get under the bunk beds and bend over and kiss our butts goodbye just in case.
Then we saw a rainbow and it got me thinking that Vic was up there and laughing saying, "Got your lazy butt out of bed didn't I?"
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