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    An elderly lady was invited to an old friend’s home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as, Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc.

    The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love. While the husband was in the living room, her lady friend leaned over to her hostess to say, “I think it’s wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your husband all those loving names.”

    The elderly lady hung her head, “I have to tell you the truth,” she said. “His name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I’m scared to death to ask the cranky old man what his name is.”
    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

  • #2
    HAHA! That is a good one.
    KEEP IT WET..

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    • #3
      Bryan Evans

      Boat Werx of Texas
      (AKA Evans Marine Services)
      4340 19th St.
      Bacliff, Texas 77518
      http://evansmarine.net
      http://boatwerxtx.com
      main@boatwerxtx.com
      281-559-BOAT (2628)

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      • #4
        That is funny. But I had to stop a big fight when we was offshore fishing one time. The captain had his son along and he called him "honey" all the time. So one of these Austin boys says "man, that is so gay!" Son grabs the filet knife and dad grabbed the fish bat.

        Funny how I stopped that riot. I took the washdown hose and shot that bad-mouthing kid right in the titty, hosed him pretty strong. Yep. I even mad the city slicker pay a $100 bill as part of the tip and say "thank you." You just don't mess with kin, ya know?

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        • #5
          Nice one !
          "Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after" ~ Henry David Thoreau

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