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    My boss phoned me today, he said, "Is everything okay at the office?"

    I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped."

    "Can you do me a favor?" he asked. I said, "Of course, what is it?"

    "Speed it up a little, I'm in the foursome behind you."
    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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    Lmao

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Robalo View Post
      My boss phoned me today, he said, "Is everything okay at the office?"

      I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped."

      "Can you do me a favor?" he asked. I said, "Of course, what is it?"

      "Speed it up a little, I'm in the foursome behind you."
      Bryan Evans

      Boat Werx of Texas
      (AKA Evans Marine Services)
      4340 19th St.
      Bacliff, Texas 77518
      http://evansmarine.net
      http://boatwerxtx.com
      main@boatwerxtx.com
      281-559-BOAT (2628)

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      • #4
        Durn potlickin' boss.....
        At his baptism, Sam Houston was told his sins were washed away. He reportedly replied, “I pity the fish downstream.” - Nov. 19, 1854 - Independence, Texas

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        • #5
          Nice!
          "Curmudgeon only pawn in game of life."


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          • #6
            Originally posted by Robalo View Post
            My boss phoned me today, he said, "Is everything okay at the office?"

            I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped."

            "Can you do me a favor?" he asked. I said, "Of course, what is it?"

            "Speed it up a little, I'm in the foursome behind you."
            The only acceptable response in a case like this is to turn around, tee one up, and launch it at him... just to make sure he isn't pulling your leg.

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            • #7
              OMG, that's rich, too funny.....
              "Laissez les bons temps rouler"
              "Leh-seh leh boh taw roo-leh"

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