I've lived in this house for 18 years.Seems I'd know how to close the door.Just slammed my finger in the door.Looks like a war zone blood every where.Maybe I can call in sick tommorrow.
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Your wife should have cleaned the garage while she cooked your lunch and dinner and brought you beers while you watched fishing and hunting shows on TV-then you wouldn't have a busted thumb. You need to write to Steve Hoyland at the Seabreeze News and ask if you can send your wife to his "Wife Training Class".
"Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.
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I have an uncontrolable desire to wanna jerk my rod.


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