Great Fishing Lines

[RedfishAssassin]

Or when my girlfriend is with me fishing and she's just babbling on about something for ten minutes then I have a blow up and my top water goes under, I'm so focused on her babbling by the time I realize what happened its spit back out while I'm setting the hook.....

[Swells]

"Ugh-oh!."

That's my lucky brother when he goes flounder fishing. There's only two things that could mean when he says that, one good and one bad. Either he has another saddle blanket (how does he do that?) or he's a-gonna cut a huge, loud stinkin' burrito fart.

Never both at the same time. "Muscle control," says he.

[ubermensch1324]

Or when my girlfriend is with me fishing and she's just babbling on about something for ten minutes then I have a blow up and my top water goes under, I'm so focused on her babbling by the time I realize what happened its spit back out while I'm setting the hook.....

Man you got it all wrong .... you're supposed to go fishin' to get away from your ol woman! My idea of fun isn't unhooking extra fish, rigging up extra poles and getting out extra backlashes LOL.

[RedfishAssassin]

Man you got it all wrong .... you're supposed to go fishin' to get away from your ol woman! My idea of fun isn't unhooking extra fish, rigging up extra poles and getting out extra backlashes LOL.

true, but i have to take her along for those "ill see it when i believe it" arguments about my fish from her.

so i have to prove her wrong

[kenny]

"Fight the fish, not the tackle!" "Maybe it's the indian and not the arrow!" and my favorite especially in the winter "Hey man, does it look like the boat is drifting away!"

[Silver Wolf]

my dad used to say, "you'll never catch fish while sitting on the couch. he also had a plaque that said, "I ask a simple question, the truth i only wish, are all fisherman liars, or do only liars fish.". Lord Bless.
robert

[MrBrown]

While friend is picking out a backlash, "your gonna fool around and catch something now". Who hasn't caught a fish while pickn out a backlash?

[RedfishAssassin]

While friend is picking out a backlash, "your gonna fool around and catch something now". Who hasn't caught a fish while pickn out a backlash?

....me, still waiting for the day though.

[Rodri1177]

Or when my girlfriend is with me fishing and she's just babbling on about something for ten minutes then I have a blow up and my top water goes under, I'm so focused on her babbling by the time I realize what happened its spit back out while I'm setting the hook.....

I'm amazed you focus on your girlfriends babbling! I have the opposite problem, I focus on everything else but my wifes babbling.

[MrBrown]

I'm amazed you focus on your girlfriends babbling! I have the opposite problem, I focus on everything else but my wifes babbling.

That's bcuz the skill of selective hearing only comes after marriage.

[slickfish]

ya know.?! if they were biting we would catch them. ain't no lie!

[finfisher]

The ol tried and true, "just one more cast" get's em every time

Good thread