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    Her Diary:

    Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
    meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends
    all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit
    late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I
    suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but
    he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I
    asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't
    upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
    On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and
    kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't
    say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him
    completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just
    sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and
    absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
    About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was
    distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I
    cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are
    with someone else. My life is a disaster.









    His Diary:

    Boat wouldn't start, can't figure out why.
    "Nobody's so poor that democrats can't get rich screwing 'em."
    boom

  • #2
    Hell yes!! My wife is LHAO!!
    Bacon Bacon Bacon!!!

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    • #3
      Thanks boom!
      I LIVE IN A SMALL COMMUNITY WITH A LARGE PROBLEM AND A PROBLEM.

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      • #4
        Hahahahah....right on.....describes my life!
        Don't follow my boat......I don't catch fish......

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        • #5
          Man of a few words. LMAO!
          Resident Ninja

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          • #6
            Leave it to you Boom mister .....
            10x spelling bee champ ...... For a full report go to DEANOKNOWS.COM

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            • #7
              thats a good one!
              the fishing was good,it was the catching that was bad.

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              • #8
                Soooo, true! Thanks! Great one.
                At his baptism, Sam Houston was told his sins were washed away. He reportedly replied, “I pity the fish downstream.” - Nov. 19, 1854 - Independence, Texas

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                • #9
                  SPOT ON!!!!!
                  sigpic

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                  • #10
                    Thats great...got it in email a few weeks ago and couldnt wait to share it with my significant other
                    Andros Tarpon 26

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                    • #11
                      That is a classic!
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                      Everything God does is right, the trademark on all his work is Love. Psalm 145:17

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                      • #12
                        HA! We are all the same after all! good one
                        Scott
                        "All fishermen are liars except you and me and to tell you the truth, I'm not so sure about you!"

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                        • #13
                          Thank you. Shared it with my wife. Now she understands.
                          Fish or work...Hmmm what should I do?

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