So, my crusty ol' geriatric neighbor called today

[B&P]

he wants to come over and snitch a bag of fish outta the freezer. I tell him go ahead get what you want, there's flounder, red, trout, catfish, oysters, shrimp. He says OK, I get a bag of the catfish. I tell him take the flounder. He says Nah, I got a lady friend coming over; a bag of catfish will be all right. Say what! Lady friend?! TAKE THE FLOUNDER, it will help you get to smellin' like fish all night long. He's laughin' and says catfish will do. So when I asked for her name and told him I'd cook the flatties. He hung up on me.

I'm lookin' at a strange car down the street and thinkin' about going down there and bustin' his chops. I guess I'll him off the hook and sit here and enjoy my third mix drink, cigar, and the risin' moon. Or should I loan him one of my Frank Sinatra cd's to get things started?

[dbarham]

i need a cigar!

[2112]

Or Tony Bennet.
Let us know if he scores.

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[Gilbert]

should have gave him the fillets spiked with a roofie.

[ubermensch1324]

This is guaranteed to get the job done http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9MdW8RISCI fast forward to 45 seconds.

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HAR !!

[Robalo]

Spike with Roofies--nope, spike with Viagra-he's geriatric!!

[Whiskey Girl]

LOL!! Give the man the bag of fish and let him be! . . . poor thing is prob nervous as hell trying to get the bottle of viagra open! . . . wg

[Harbormaster]

'specially if they're the suppositories like my dumbarse pharmacist gave me! Embarrasing as heck to have to ask the lady for help!

[Tiny]

viagra suppositories?? ewww wee.. sounds like fun.. NOT!!!
LOL!!!

[Robalo]

A little prostate check when they start working may not be so bad if SHE is doing the checking!!