Lee the show is over... The credits are rolling homeboy... LMAO Quite misleading the novice fishing members that are viewing the BS spewing from your keyboard... It is a joke, and it was funny for a while... Turn out the lights, the party's over they say that all good things must end... Let's call it a night, the party's over and tomorrow starts the same old thing again...
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I'll let people believe whatever the Hell they want...keeps more people off my back when I'm wading......you won't hear the end of dyed shrimp...all I got is time...if you don't like what's on tv.turn the channelDon't follow my boat......I don't catch fish......
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Joke-no way Hogie-Clark's just trying to eliminate competition since our Patent hasn't been approved yet-it's pending (Patent # 137294488511623).
We already had F.D.A. approval, Obama is giving us some unused previously earmarked funds for ACORN and a Federal Grant to R&D Shrimp Dyeing and its effect on marine life ($3.9 Billion of taxpayers' money-hey, it aint his own ya know, so WTF). We also were getting shrimp wholesalers to agree to dye edible shrimp and contacted M&M Mars candy about packaging and advertising in grocery stores. Shoot, if aggies can sell purple carrots, we can sell green and blue jumbo shrimp at Walmart and once going, our business plan included markets in Korea, China, Thailand and Somalia. We already have $30 million dollar letter in hand from Mr. Kwaza Swahulu in Nigeria-the letter says he needs our bank account number in order to transfer the funds since he cannot access the money directly hisself.
Joke my azz-we gonna be BILLIONAIRES!!! Thank you Mr. Obama for the money!! Tell Harry and Nancy thanks also-we are sending Michelle her 1000 shares of Preferred Stock (par value $0.01) if you know what I mean-Harry and Nancy's shares are going to their respective spouses-wink wink. Forbes is gonna be putting our shrimp company in their magazine and Fortune Magazine already wants to list us as a top 10 company of the Fortune 500.
We plan to call it "Blue Gum(p) Shrimp" or "atm 13th shrimpman". Still checking Sec. of State records for name availability.
JT: Have you ordered the Gulfstream 4 yet? Also, book the Penthouse at Wynn."Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.
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Clark08-meet us at the Gulfstream Hangar at 5:30 at Hobby-you can't miss our jet-it's got a blue and green shrimp painted on the tail-I hope the topless flight attendant (you remember her - "Svetlana" from Sweden, yah?) doesn't bother you too much-we can have her bring "Maurice" in his pink TuTu and fishnet tights and man-string bikini for GHSmacker as usual. I hope this time he at least waits until wheels are up before tackling Maurice and romping in the aisle-last time he almost knocked over my Macallan and almost made Svetlana choke in JT's lap when he bumped her while she was "working".
Gee, it's nice having Obama Gummint money!! Like we've heard before: "It's great to be the King.""Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.
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Yeah, you're right-I shoulda PM'd ya about the G4 and Svetlana. Dang it to heck!"Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.
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