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    I was enjoying some once in a lifetime seats for a football playoff game when I got an urgent call from the wife saying her mom had been hit by a bus and has only hours to live.

    Fifteen minutes later I'm at the hospital and the wife's hugging me, "Thank you darling, I'm so sorry you'll miss your football game."

    "Don't worry honey, I'm taping it and I'll watch it later."

    God knows why she got so upset when I started setting up the camcorder and started to head back to the stadium.
    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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    Another good one! Thanks for the laugh!
    At his baptism, Sam Houston was told his sins were washed away. He reportedly replied, “I pity the fish downstream.” - Nov. 19, 1854 - Independence, Texas

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    • #3
      Outstanding
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      • #4
        lol!
        I LIVE IN A SMALL COMMUNITY WITH A LARGE PROBLEM AND A PROBLEM.

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        • #5
          He77a yeah!!!!!!!!

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