Stupid Mid Forties SUCK

[Baby Tran Cat]

So this year I am coach for my son's Jackson's 4th grade football team. The other day at practice I needed to show the kids how they were supposed to cover on a kick off return. So I line up on the kicking team and go barreling down field as fast as I can. Make it ten yards and hear POP...my hamstring is GONE. I go face first. As I left my head up and start to look around I can hear the kids laughing as well as the parents on the sideline. I roll over and start yelling "coach down, coach down". That was Saturday. I still limp. Mid forties suck.

[Curmudgeon]

Just wait Brad. The fun keeps on coming.

[Robalo]

Yeppir, the mid-50s aint any better. Hey, in 4 years, you'll no longer be a virgin either Brad-can you say COLONOSCOPY!!!!! Make sure you don't feel two hands on your shoulders is my recommendation; otherwise, get a different proctologist!!!

[Ibtsoom]

Yea Bruce told me he cant walk, cant see, cant pee - The fun sounds like it increases exponentially each year once you hit 40.

[Xpress89]

Yeppir, the mid-50s aint any better. Hey, in 4 years, you'll no longer be a virgin either Brad-can you say COLONOSCOPY!!!!! Make sure you don't feel two hands on your shoulders is my recommendation; otherwise, get a different proctologist!!!

lmfao

[walkinwader]

And find the one with small hands too..

[plugger]

Good one , Robalo ! HAR ! Oh yeah , enjoy mid forties . Ten years from now you'll be wishing you were 45. I sure would like to be 45 .... 64 years old here . You really don't appreciate something as much until you loose it. It would be nice to see my feet when I'm standing erect . Just enjoy your limp . Some guys don't have legs . They wish they had legs to hurt . So , it's all good . You can't go back . Enjoy today to your fullest . But , having said that . Sorry you hurt yourself .

[Root Canal]

Sorry you got hurt. Hope you don't need surgery, and yes like the others said it gets worse.
I bet you still run better than the Texan's QB.

[buoy37]

I bet you still run better than the Texan's QB.

Bwahahahah!!!



Take care of yourself BTC

[reeltime]

Note to ones self why run when you can walk or drive..I'm riddled with bullets not bulletproof..but meaner than a junkyard dog

sent from my taxpayer-funded sail phone and yes the government is tapped into my talk

[Ibtsoom]

The more I go to the gym the more I hurt. I think I'm wearing myself out quicker this way.

[Jerkyourcroaker]

"and the hangovers hurt more than they used to.....and corn bread and iced tea took the place of pills and 90 proof...and it seems like none of us do things quite like we used to do.....but nobody wants to get high on the town.....and all my rowdy friends have settled down"

Hank Williams Jr.

[plugger]

Yeah , a good night is to get home , shower and get in your Jammie's , have a drink and order a pizza and watching " Americas Dumbest Videos " . That's my " night life " . Woopee !

[mgstei1]

Yep, the golden years are just a dream. When a good bowel movement is considered better than sex and you only have to get out of bed at night 1 time to pee is the best part of getting old.

[Baby Tran Cat]

I am feeling so much better now...thanks all...and my butt is puckered up tighter than frogs since reading Jerry's post!