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  • #1

    We're all doomed!!!!!

    FORGET ISIS, GLOBAL WARMING, IRAN NUCLEAR WEAPONS!!!!!

    I've been watching the national news a lot lately and it looks like we have bigger concerns! In the 30 minutes of air time informing us of the greatest treats to our existence only 10 minutes was devoted to these subjects.....the rest of the time was devoted to the epidemics of toe fungus and constipation! It must be bad, because no matter how many cures there are out there, it seems we just can't get these contagions under control!!!! Also, if all us men don't start taking a One A Day boner pill, our wives and girlfriends are going to run off and join the Taliban or something!

    Be afraid---be very afraid!
    Captain, Galveston County Blue Team Fish Killers
    "Fishing Guide"-A person who contributes to the delinquency of a liar.
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  • #2
    Originally posted by Termo View Post
    our wives and girlfriends are going to run off and join the Taliban or something!
    Such a thing would increase our ability to fish and drink beer. This is a bad thing?
    At his baptism, Sam Houston was told his sins were washed away. He reportedly replied, “I pity the fish downstream.” - Nov. 19, 1854 - Independence, Texas

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    • #3
      All ive be seeing on every network is the OU frat boy singing that song about the SAE's.

      Couldn't happen to a better school tho. Last time I looked, its 9:05 and OU still sucks.

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      • #4
        Heck, the Gimmedats and Libs already doomed the US in 2008. And ou still sucks-did in 2008 and before and after 2008.

        My doctor says the Gummint has Dain Bramage- a disease caused by idiots believing lies. For example: a smart phone, even a 2008 Blackberry, can't handle 2 email accounts, you can keep your current insurance and doctor, ObamaCare will save the average family $2,500/year, 5.56 mm green tips are 'armor piercing'-ha ha.
        "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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        • #5
          and a joke gets political.......................
          Captain, Galveston County Blue Team Fish Killers
          "Fishing Guide"-A person who contributes to the delinquency of a liar.

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          • #6
            FORGET ISIS, GLOBAL WARMING, IRAN NUCLEAR WEAPONS!!!!!

            Wonder how that happened? lol
            "Nobody's so poor that democrats can't get rich screwing 'em."
            boom

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Robalo View Post
              Heck, the Gimmedats and Libs already doomed the US in 2008. And ou still sucks-did in 2008 and before and after 2008.

              My doctor says the Gummint has Dain Bramage- a disease caused by idiots believing lies. For example: a smart phone, even a 2008 Blackberry, can't handle 2 email accounts, you can keep your current insurance and doctor, ObamaCare will save the average family $2,500/year, 5.56 mm green tips are 'armor piercing'-ha ha.
              Jerry...I was hoping you would use that hilarious wit of yours when responding to this post!
              Captain, Galveston County Blue Team Fish Killers
              "Fishing Guide"-A person who contributes to the delinquency of a liar.

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              • #8
                Come on....there's got to be some commercials that drive you guys to want to throw a brick through your TVs as much as these do me!
                Captain, Galveston County Blue Team Fish Killers
                "Fishing Guide"-A person who contributes to the delinquency of a liar.

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                • #9
                  I don't watch commercials. The little bit of TV that I watch is dvr'd and commercials skipped. Time management and it gives me more time to post in robalo's corner!
                  "Nobody's so poor that democrats can't get rich screwing 'em."
                  boom

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                  • #10
                    Big pharma has more money than they can spend. I think commercials are about a million dollars every thirty seconds. If you listen the meds they're pushing have at least forty side effects. Get you a bag of weed and a bottle of Bayer aspirins and let the good times roll.

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                    • #11
                      I liked the Go-Daddy ones-then Viagra ones shown immediately after Go-Daddy-it just made sense to do it that way. Worst are the news stations-"Story at 10 tonight" while ya wonder WTH just happened and who died/was shot and at my age, by 10 pm, I'm either still at Centerfolds or too drunk to see the TV.

                      I also like the Pharmaceutical ads-"may cause anal leakage, death, cancer, heart attack" -well then WTF would ya take it to control weight or a skin rash-ya got a firkin death wish or are just a dumbazz?

                      OK Termo?
                      "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Termo View Post
                        Come on....there's got to be some commercials that drive you guys to want to throw a brick through your TVs as much as these do me!
                        Everything I see on TV pushes me one step closer to an elvis style shootout.
                        I just watch Netflix or on demand these days to spare myself the zombie moth breathing, drivel that radiates from the screen in most cases... as far as big pharm, irs, ins and fda goes it's all an effing monopoly to me.
                        I'm training up for a marathon paddle to Australia .
                        Our ship has sunk.

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                        • #13
                          I'm not as fearful about the doom and gloom of our nation falling into the hands of Isis or Russia or Chiner, or even the Iranians.
                          Our military spends and is larger than the next 10 highest on the list.
                          Its the right that spreads FEAR and more FEAR. The war machine and war corps need the $$ as do the politicians needing the handout entitlements from all the war hawks.

                          Now having said all that, I do FEAR that Mucous Monster and the Nail Fungus Creep and that damn little green arse lizard with the British accent that pushes Geico insurance.
                          Wish that little POS would get some green feets fungus and a snotty nose and get blown off that ACC and ol Crab Cakes bites his arse.
                          "Nobody's so poor that somebody can't get rich screwing 'em."

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by mgstei1 View Post
                            Our military spends and is larger than the next 10 highest on the list. .
                            You may be half right on that in regards to "budget" but not the actual militaries.

                            And something tells me the other countries probably get a hail of a lot more bang for the buck than we do an $$$ spent in a budget.

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                            • #15
                              and did you take notice in regards to me being nice and not name calling since ibtsoom asked me not too? lol

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